The Toy Soldier! (PARODY Account!)

Tally ho! I am a dubiously immortal member of immortal space pirates! (PARODY ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT!!! I am not affiliated with The Mechanisms or Jessica Law at all)

[The Toy Soldier! (PARODY Account!) @TSofAurora]

*TS has baked some cupcakes! And it was leaving them on the side to cool down… without any frowny face notes. Oh dear*

[The Toy Soldier! (PARODY Account!) @TSofAurora]

@nastya_rasputin I’ll… Tell You Later! Yep!! I Juuuust Need To.. Finiiish a Thingiiiiiiieee Aaaaand Then I Can Explain! Y-Yep!!

[The Toy Soldier! (PARODY Account!) @TSofAurora]

WhatthehellwhatthehellwhattheHELL what the absolute hell what what what what what what the fuck what is that what what

[The Toy Soldier! (PARODY Account!) @TSofAurora]

@heartoffleshh @IvyofAlexandria *It made a sort of sighing noise, smiling. It chose to link its arm with its partner’s before heading off*

[The Toy Soldier! (PARODY Account!) @TSofAurora]

@IvyofAlexandria @heartoffleshh

*Once they’d dismounted, TS had eagerly begun showing the other two around. In all honesty it was… almost entirely barren. But there were at least some remains of structures around.*

-and THAT’S where my old arm got blown off!

[The Toy Soldier! (PARODY Account!) @TSofAurora]

@heartoffleshh YES!!! *It clapped its hands together and eagerly ran off to get a clearer view of the place*

[The Toy Soldier! (PARODY Account!) @TSofAurora]

@heartoffleshh YES!!! *It clapped its hands together and eagerly ran off to get a clearer view of the place*

[The Toy Soldier! (PARODY Account!) @TSofAurora]

@heartoffleshh BRIIIIIAAAAAAAN! Brian Brian Brian Brian Briiiiian!!!!!