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@UrsulaV I got glasses the first time at ~15/16? And they warped everything. I was constantly seasick, so I put them away, and didn't get glasses again until I was 30. Never had that problem with a different pair of glasses. I think they (and possibly yours) were a messed up prescription.

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@rosalarian funkittoys has the Cock Block, but I think it's only available on april fools

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@BittyLilDragon Ahaha, I know that anxiety well.

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I'm pretty sure that almost all 149 of my followers are from tumblr anyways, but you can still find me over there
https://t.co/YaOKTb35O2 for author stuff
https://t.co/N3KKcMG7dM for fandom nonsense

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@hattedhedgehog Oh my! *fans self desperately*

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@NeolithicSheep That's such a gorgeous teapot. Can you tell me about how much it holds?

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@BittyLilDragon It's been almost two years, and my dog still seems to hope that our robot vacuum will go away if he pretends it isn't there. (this does not work, it just means it runs into his legs)

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@BittyLilDragon may he step on legos, may his car break down, may bedbugs manifest physically in his home

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@BittyLilDragon I am so, so glad you got the better place!

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@BittyLilDragon *fingers crossed*

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@Valerie_Sparkle yes, and I do have many, many siblings

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@BBolander And it was not easily done, but my parents managed to get her remains moved to the US, where she is now interred next to her grandparents. And she was not seen out crying in the fields again.

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@BBolander "Everything's fine, but it's the weirdest thing, my kids keep saying they're seeing a little white girl wandering around in the fields crying for her mommy"

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@DiceDragonJo *holds you gently*

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@BittyLilDragon I wish you all the joy of your first snowy wintertime, and also a really good thick coat and thermal underwear and insulated boots with serious tread to go with it! Most of the difference between misery and joy at an icy winter is what Equipment you've got.

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@hattedhedgehog Ooh. Oh my. *fans self desperately*

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@vicka I am just a littol goblin, collecting teas into my littol goblin treasure hoard