big dummy

WAKE UP

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

Who could have seen this coming?

[SUPERB @MajestyRia]

In the U.S, they won’t give your kids food for lunch if you haven’t paid your bill 🙃

[Kenny “vacuum nose” powers @Garydavis123]

If I could drive drunk in one place it would be radiator springs. Change my mind.

[justine @milfsandraoh]

this is like choosing between meryl streep and john cena

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

This make up wearing mofo used clothes pins to pull in the fire jacket he’s wearing as a prop, so he would look snacky for TV.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Donald Trump just ended Gavin Newsom's political career. GOOD.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 #BREAKING: Los Angeles fire hydrants are OUT OF WATER because the county REFUSED to refill reservoirs, per Rick Caruso

“You can’t fight a fire without water!”

The Mayor did ZERO prep despite the advanced warning of winds and fire risk.

This is EXACTLY what happened on Maui!

[LD Basler @ArmaLite15OU812]

They should be considered educational tools, not toys!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you exclude security guards & maintenance personnel, the number of government workers who show up in person and do 40 hours of work a week is closer to 1%!

Almost no one.

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

I’m coming

[A. @fashionfaguette]

Need as a coffee table book
Asap

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Otis but the beat is Potato Salad

[Tim Clark @_Tim_Clark_]

I will make January 6th look like a pillow fight

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

giants vs panthers with a perfomance by machine gun kelly might be the worst lineup in sports history

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Whale takes a shit at Sea World San Antonio, crowd gets splashed right after

[HARMON @TheBeAManGuy]

Blame your wife when you have
a heart attack -Be A Man

[Liam Rafi @liamrafi]

And the revolution was fought over 2% tax…