Jared S

queer theme park and attractions fan (he/him)

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

Just watched Ride Operator, Heaven, at Twisted Cyclone accept a bribe in cash to allow 6 guests to utilize the fast lane entrance without a fast lane pass. Since when do you allow bribery to skip lines, @sfovergeorgia ?

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

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[Atlanta Severe Weather @AtlantaSevereWx]

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[Jared S @ttpValentine]

He didn’t get down on one knee, because he asked me on the lift hill of the Thunderhead! 💍🎢 ❤️ #fiancé

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

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[Universal Orlando Resort @UniversalORL]

If you were to get a Universal reference tattooed, what would you get?

[Universal Orlando Resort @UniversalORL]

If you were to get a Universal reference tattooed, what would you get?

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

Based on these stats, the theoretical capacity of this ride is 1,200 people per hour. 🤓 Dollywood expects dispatches every 30 seconds, but they aren’t known for super fast operations. Could we be getting load/unload stations?

[Marcus Leshock @marcusleshock]

More details of the new NightFlight Expedition coming to @Dollywood in 2026!

🎢 World’s first indoor family hybrid coaster and whitewater river raft ride designed by MACK Rides
🎥 Immersive multimedia projection screens will have you feel like you are flying, before your plunge backwards into the water
💨 Top speed 29mph
🎢 Three stories high in a 44,000 square foot building
🎢 1,255 feet long
⏰ 5.5 minute ride time including loading and unloading
🚗 11 ride vehicles holding 10 passengers per car
👦 Minimum height 39”

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

Curious: What do you think is a better name for the attraction? Do you think the marketing makes sense for what was announced? 6/6

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

While I think this attraction will be world class (and I can’t wait to ride), the marketing for this attraction is atrocious. Hot takes in thread🧵 1/?

[Dollywood Parks & Resorts @Dollywood]

NightFlight Expedition - coming 2026!

What happens in the Smoky Mountains after the sun goes down? Soar, plunge, climb and navigate the first ride of its kind in the world.

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

Ultimately, this will (most-likely) be a high-thrill water-coaster. NightFlight isn’t the correct name, and the previous marketing of “Hidden Hollow Aviation” sets the wrong expectations for the general public who will walk-in expecting a calm flying attraction. 5/?

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

Track segments 👀

[Andrew · Park Rovers @ParkRovers]

Dollywood construction update – a couple of photos of the future home of Hidden Hollow Aviation!

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

Nice to see you in Nashville, @Waymo 🤠 🫡✨🫶

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

Disney continues its marketing strategy of making you feel like a bad parent if you don’t take your child to Disney World.

Reminder, the average cost for a family of four’s trip to Disney is greater than $6,000

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

Walt Disney World’s “Celebrate the Little Moments” campaign evokes the classic Disney feeling we all know and love. Please, more of this. ❤️

“One day, the bottles will turn to sippy cups. The monsters under the bed will vanish. The tricycles will turn to training wheels, and they won’t quite fit on your shoulders. But right here, right now, is just ... magic.”

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

Rip Ride Rockit? More like R.I.P. Ride Rockit 🕺🎉🪦

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

My brain can’t comprehend these dispatch intervals

[【公式】ジェットコースター男™ (Roller Coaster Man) @jetcoasterotoko]

ドンキーコングのジェットコースターはディスパッチ13秒で伝説のスペースマウンテン超えです！
#USJファン

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

@FortniteMovie2

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

To those saying, “it’s not themed enough”: it’s a wild mouse coaster. Disney had two wild mouse coasters with cardboard cutouts of dinosaurs on it. I’ll take DK land over Dinoland ANY day. 👊

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

@FortniteMovie2 My favorite line in your reply is: “fun ride that is enjoyable even though I haven’t personally rode it”

[Jared S @ttpValentine]

@FortniteMovie2 Nice description for guardians of the galaxy cosmic rewind.