CooterValentino

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

“You paid Iran $300 billion dollars to re-open a Strait that was open the entire time?”

“That’s right, Dave.”

“And this was after you defeated them 50 times?”

“That’s correct, Dave.”

[Harold R. Kuntz @HaroldRKuntz3]

Another one of those sentences you thought you'd never hear.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The celebrity row in Cleveland, Ohio brought out a bigger star than Chalamet

[CooterValentino @Tucci308]

@EmptySeatsPics

[BasketballNews.com @basketbllnews]

#1 overall picks:

2000 — Kenyon Martin (retired)
2001 — Kwame Brown (retired)
2002 — Yao Ming (retired)
2003 — LeBron James (6th in 2025 MVP)
2004 — Dwight Howard (retired)
2005 — Andrew Bogut (retired)
2006 — Andrea Bargnani (retired)
2007 — Greg Oden (retired)
2008 — Derrick Rose (retired)
2009 — Blake Griffin (retired)
2010 — John Wall (retired)
2013 — Anthony Bennett (retired)

[CooterValentino @Tucci308]

@FrankLuntz

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Bailout + nationalization.

Trump is the most corporate socialist president of our lifetime.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Most 25/5/5 playoff games:

80 — LeBron after turning 30
75 — LeBron before turning 30
73 — Michael Jordan

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

George Washington believed that vaccinating his troops against smallpox was the key to winning the Revolutionary War and our independence. A founding father from 250 years ago had a better understanding of science and military readiness than Pete Hegseth.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

I have found my favorite League Pass content of the season.

The Cleveland Cavaliers DONT BLINK CAM, where Sir C.C. takes a leaf-blower and blasts you in the face.

The contestant who keeps their eyes open the longest wins.

The result:

[CooterValentino @Tucci308]

@nytimes @TheAthletic

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

BRACKETS (2026) @outttoforderrr

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

Trump:

"The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities."

Yes, he actually called @GavinNewsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Loved being back in Ohio to spend time with leaders who are firmly focused on building a better future.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Jerry Stiller visiting the Costanza house from Seinfeld. Love this

[Sarah Donaldson @SarahEDon]

Grimace is (literally) in the (Ohio) House (don’t ask me why, i don’t know)

[Richard @ricwe123]

Imagine starting a major war with Iran over their nuclear program when this is on the official White House website.
😂😂😂

[Alex Tabarrok @ATabarrok]

From Gorsuch concurrence.