Tucker Curtin JR.

Go Bills!

[Tucker Curtin JR. @TuckerCurtin]

NOBODY CIRCLES THE WAGONS LIKE THE BUFFALO BILLS 🔴🔵🍻 @barstoolsports @buffalobills @BarstoolBigCat @KFCBarstool @stoolpresidente

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

“Go to work sick and then die, orphaning your young children” — while unconventional, you have to give her credit for distilling the GOP platform down so succinctly

[Okie (and USA) Political Memes @OKPoliticalMeme]

Living embodiment of this meme

[Irish Border Poll @irishborderpoll]

The North has never worked. Doesn’t work. Never will.

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

.@andrewcuomo

[Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance]

Pegged Cuomo since his secretaries wouldn't

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Universal childcare is a net benefit for the working class of New York City.

ANDREW CUOMO: Mamdani’s inexperience will lead us to ruin.

CURTIS SLIWA: During a trip to the sewers in 1989, I was stabbed with a sai by Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

See you buys at fuckin work tomorrow.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

no wars ended
cost of living still high
economy imploding
unlimited money to israel
trumps in epstein files
workers getting kidnapped everywhere

at least he banned trans athletes!
at least he’s canceling kimmel!

you’re an easily tricked adult and a fucking loser

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Tonight, Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC.

Let me get this straight:

Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds?

Release the Epstein files.

[Socialists For Pritzker @PritzkerForPrez]

-Lanky white guy wearing shades and a “Land of the Free, Home of the Brave” shirt

-son of a Sheriff’s Deputy, turned in by a Christian minister who “knew him well”

-Trump donor

-skilled marksman

🐸 MAGA narrative about far-left hatred and violence looking shakey, huh?

[Covie @covie_93]

Future recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

[Henry @seminole4life22]

Georgia should teach this to players when they see their teammate reaching for the car keys after a night out

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had Circus Circus. We had the Tropicana and the Excalibur. We had cheap slots, 24-hour wedding chapels, all-you-can eat buffets, shrimp cocktails on the house. You could have shut your mouth, kept the city affordable for middle-class tourists, and printed more money than you ever needed. But no, you just had to blow it up. You and your resort fees and your Michelin stars. Your Fontainebleau Hotel, Jean Georges Steakhouse, poolside cabana rentals, and Formula 1 Grand Prix. If you’d done your job, known your place, and stopped private equity from pricing out regular visitors, we all be fine right now. But you didn’t.

[Lori Lightfoot @LoriLightfoot]

Welcome to Chicago, @FlavorFlav! It's Lolla time!

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

They're bragging about how much they're taxing Americans, which is, I gotta say, something I've literally never seen a politician do.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

As Bernie Sanders campaigns against “oligarchy,” the data shows half of wealth concentration in the U.S. over the past dozen or so years has benefited just 19 families.
https://t.co/hD3TdQeY3r

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

Listing Ankara before Istanbul is genuinely a very funny bit. You have to be extremely deep into Turkish stuff to even think that way. It's insane.