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Bored... u?

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@pride_husky @BrettKollmann It's the line

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@TheNickRudman @CrunchTimeCards @FantasyReceipts Yeah they're also doing some lame ass time fuckery. Your last tweet was in March, it's not the picture they're trying to paint. Mac Jones might suck who knows but this is corn.

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@DatLe @BrettKollmann If I recall they met at the shrine bowl 2 years ago.

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@FootballEJ @bearsoverbeers Happy for you dude!

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@RapSheet You are an enormous pussy

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@vinnyphila Get back to me when they hire Miami's colorist.

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@RealMattKing My absolute favorite, man.

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@TXHT_Hockey You have the hits and faceoffs swapped

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@RyanCraun123 Yeah you got pink eye because I farted on your pillow.

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@Redskins Sell the team

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@Redskins Fire Bruce

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@givemeacocktail Yeah I'm also exiting the universe. 🤠🔫

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@ProFootballTalk And now our watch has ended.

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@givemeacocktail Heathen

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@givemeacocktail 😑

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My wife is mad at me because she asked how old our dogs are in human years and I described them as "nubile teens".

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@vinnyphila Lol that's just one of the many reasons you shouldn't beat the ever living fuck out of people.

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@HarrisFootball Hey man I have 5 dollars on this.

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@_sausi @EddieWootenNR The guy is clearly unfamiliar with both hockey and reality.

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@revrrlewis @CourtneyHagle Lol this guy sucks.