David Shein

Software engineer, cook, Rotarian, PWD, bookworm, Trivia emcee.

[David Shein @tuDDavid]

@toxicpath @ScientistMel This is so basic I can't believe anyone doesn't see it.

(1) Carbs are what put weight on; proven way back in the 1860s
(2) The cheapest foods are mostly carbs (potatoes, bread, pasta, etc.)
(3) Poor people tend to buy and consume the cheapest foods

QED. No rocket science here.

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George Burns: "It's a shame that the people who really know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." https://t.co/D38IQqPhLB

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I just take a syringe out of the kit and set it on the table. Though to be fair, this hardly ever happens. https://t.co/gj5j9wEsjf

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@ChelcieRice Chelcie: look up Sturgeon's Law (Theodore Sturgeon, the science fiction author). I would state it here but it won't fit in a Tweet.

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@Carrie_Rachel Dorothy Parker's one-line review of a Broadway opening: "The House Beautiful is the play lousy." Truly an unsung genius.

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Dorothy Parker when told that Calvin Coolidge was dead: "How can they tell?" Truly an unsung genius. https://t.co/i53bvpDlxc

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Now if it said "Hoppy Brithday" it might have offered a celebratory beer to acknowledge a circumcision for someone with a lisp--but, no. https://t.co/90l5t2KVhy

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

All "Marc's" everywhere will understand.

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"There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory." - Robert A. Heinlein

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One thing almost as good (just happened to us): not being able to get past the busy signal for TWO DAYS!!!! https://t.co/IbiYuBYP2M

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I have no gardening skill whatever. I bought a Venus Flytrap and it turned out to be a vegetarian.

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Jeez, me too! What are the odds?!? https://t.co/QZkeN0QhJl

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The Bible is SUPPOSED to. But as the Dalai Lama said, "Christianity if a beautiful religion. It's a shame that nobody practices it." https://t.co/jjdKP8bSmQ

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I did that once (punched a time clock). Broke three fingers. Never again. https://t.co/6KxYvnfXUi

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Also, the physics needed to build it are much more thoroughly understood https://t.co/Yq9a97syNT

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Annoying as it is, a Saturn V/Apollo spacecraft is much less complex than human biochemistry. https://t.co/H8idxBqlQJ

[David Shein @tuDDavid]

Annoying as it is, a Saturn V/Apollo spacecraft is much less complex than human biochemistry. https://t.co/H8idxBqlQJ

[David Shein @tuDDavid]

Annoying as it is, a Saturn V/Apollo spacecraft is much less complex than human biochemistry. https://t.co/H8idxBqlQJ

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This week's trivial special topic @Pressed_Coffee is Great Sports Rivalries. See you on Thursday!

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@DiabetesHeroes That's all very well for you, but I don't have access to a Cinnabon. Just one more example of the inequity in our medical system.

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Just because you're paranoid, that doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. Even paranoids have enemies. 😎 https://t.co/UwvoufP0XT

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#dhopeconf Yeah! We don't acknowledge our successes NEARLY enough, too busy looking out for problems. Yes!