If the Eagles win and go to the Super Bowl, Philadelphia burns to the ground (win or lose). If the Eagles lose to the Vikings and miss their chance at the Super Bowl, the city burns anyway. Some would consider this a lose-lose situation but this is 100% a win-win for Philly.
A band party summarized:
*beginning of the night* this is going to be so fun! Turn up TU style :)
*end of the night* someone fell down the stairs, why is there blood on the wall? Grant is trying to fight me. A girl is crying. Some freshman puked in the bathroom. H E L P!!!!