Pablo Naruto

parody account for a discontinued college literary magazine; recovering wet food dog

[Pablo Naruto @TuftsCanon]

Call me Sarah Jessica LARPer

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a virtual gordion's knot of garlic knots fml

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@hudsonhongo Mallard Fillmore

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what will my abs look like in the morning if I go to bed hiccupping ?

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Walking around target in a green sweater, feeling like Theodore, my favorite of the Chipmunks

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why cant we github
one more chance?

why can't we github, github, github, github, github, github, github, github, github, github, github, gi

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@Nico9514 thanks :)

[Pablo Naruto @TuftsCanon]

Remembered I got an email from @krilliamhmacy once telling me I did a good job; and now I don't have to finish this job app

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I think the only Spider-Man movie villains who weren't dads or affiliates of dads were Doc Ock and Jamie foxx

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Spider-man, sworn enemy of dads everywhere

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DATA PLAN

Lisa needs facebook

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Last night I gotta lot of flack for thinking "smack that" was called "slap that"

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i recently made the Delineator by richard serra my background pic but my laptops fucked up & I dont know how to cΗαηgε ιΤ οη τωιττεπ Μοβιιε

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now that my roommate is sexually active again, Pupper has to sleep in the Pup-room (hallway)

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@hamburgerphone like the movie?

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jandek?? who are you?? i'm utterly fascinated. this grey sunday am is fitting for a bit of his dissonance. off to find out more....

[Pablo Naruto @TuftsCanon]

the 182 overture

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Tchai kovsky pants and jacket

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Did you know that one possible abbreviation of cell phone is "cellphy"?

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picking through my condiments drawer like rey in the broken spaceships. If only I find the right part I could blast off this damn planet