Yisus

Licenciado en factología. Si te duele, te puedo dar una carilina. Kukas abstenerse.

[Yisus @Tukicult]

@ramblingbones @candelasimoneit “Se que soy hueso y carne, alma y conciencia, pueblo y sudor” un poco mas y me haces llorar. Anda a chuparsela al pueblo, y te tragas todo el sudor, pajero. Ojala la pongas pronto 🙏

[Yisus @Tukicult]

Oscar para actuación del año

[ROSALÍA UPDATE @updaterosalia]

ROSALÍA apologized once again to the Argentine audience and everyone who attended her show tonight at Movistar Arena:

“My God, what a mess that day was. I was just curious, without looking into it too much, and I quickly reposted it… and it was a huge mistake. It was never my intention, truly.

That’s why today, more than ever, I would like to share a memory. If I’m not mistaken, it was in 2019, when I came to perform here in Argentina for the first time. It was the beginning of my career. It was here, at Lollapalooza, that I had one of my first major experiences outside my own country.

I remember hearing that entire crowd singing my songs. I will never forget that feeling of, somehow, thinking: ‘I made it.’ It was the first time I felt that outside of my homeland.

So how could I ever have any negative feelings or anything like that toward a place like this? The truth is, this place helped me become who I am today.

I have nothing but gratitude for Argentina and for this audience. I have always said this: you are the best audience on Earth. You always sing every song, you always give yourselves completely, and you put your whole heart into every moment.

I want you to know that my love for Argentina, my love for this country, remains the same, intact, as it was on the first day.

Today I come with a full heart, with my songs, and with an immense desire to give everything to you.

I want to thank all of you so much for being here tonight, for being with me, for supporting me all these years, and for never letting me fall.

I love you so much. So, so, so much. Thank you for being here tonight and for sharing this moment with me.”

[Yisus @Tukicult]

@Domador___ @balcanizada JAJAJAAJAJA

[Yisus @Tukicult]

“Te amo” en el primer mensaje. Seguro el loquito le pega a las mujeres xd

[chica fortuna @awustinisima]

Ya no quedan varones así de románticos ❤️

[Yisus @Tukicult]

@notremadame Para pagar la tarjeta de credito

[Yisus @Tukicult]

@micolpontiero Ni onlyfanera ty

[Yisus @Tukicult]

Si sos mujer y subis historias beboteando sos puta

[lu ; @intxlucy]

si sos hombre y subís historias a instagram o tenés destacadas, entonces sos mujer

[Yisus @Tukicult]

@micolpontiero La odisea?

[Juana Politizada @juanapolitizada]

La religión del amor

[Yisus @Tukicult]

@agostini____ Agos te cansaste del rubio?

[Yisus @Tukicult]

@ezequie07150674 @juanapolitizada Sin llorar, vago.

[Yisus @Tukicult]

@juanapolitizada 1- Buena publi
2- Si no entendes, no opines. Informate.
3-Se les sigue pagando lo minimo a los conductores, el que absorbe la perdida es Uber a cambio de fidelidad.

[Yisus @Tukicult]

@Elmiillor Gaga

[Yisus @Tukicult]

Chupapija y chupamedias.

[Juana Politizada @juanapolitizada]

PERDONADA ROSALÍA.

🇦🇷❤️🇪🇸

[Tendencias en Argentina @porqueTTarg]

"Nostradamus"

Por el análisis que hizo un usuario de Twitter sobre lo que iba a hacer Rosalía y no se equivocó en nada.

[Yisus @Tukicult]

@fafadut9 No hablo Marroqui, perdon

[Yisus @Tukicult]

Argentinos: “Felicidades España, buen partido, merecido”

Españoles: “A casa ladrones”

Hasta mal ganadores son los chupapijas estos. Felicidades a Marruecos 2

[Yisus @Tukicult]

Xokas cuando te da, eres insoportable.

[Yisus @Tukicult]

En penales no la ganabas, ibas a ser la burla histórica por perder con 20 disparos al arco “chaval”

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

ARGENTINA NO PATEÓ A PORTERÍA EN 120 MINUTOS DE PARTIDO

JAJAJAJAJA NECESITO MAYÚSCULAS MÁS GRANDES

[Agostini @agostini____]

Caguenme a puteadas pero yo estoy ULTRA feliz porque tenemos una selección hermosa