Tulsa2024

Reality is No Match for Blind Optimism and the Power of Dreams.

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

Oh hey, Melania, while you’re here, maybe you can encourage all those asshole cities on the coasts to stop cyberbullying us and DM’ing us that we’ll never get the Olympics. #BeBesTulsa #Tulsa2024

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

We’d just like the IOC to know that we don’t condone thievery in Tulsa.

Also, please enjoy the sexy toy goodie bags provided by our newest corporate sponsor.

https://t.co/wiBxZ3d4xM

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

Oh heeeeeey Amazon... since it’s Valentine’s Day and all, we’ll be your rebound city. Oh and Olympics? You had your chance.

#Tulsa2024HQ2

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

Given the strong, effective, fiscally responsible leadership Oklahoma has at all levels of government, we can assure you that such a thing would never happen here. #Tulsa2024

https://t.co/NFkUs1nELt

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

Take note, world. Greece and Brazil aren’t the only locales whose abandoned sporting venues can become world-class cesspools. We’re ready and willing to open your eyes to all #Tulsa2024 can offer.

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

Hey @TulsaWorld - This is definitely real. Please tell @ScottCherryTW to DM is for details. #Tulsa2024

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

Hey @tulsaworld - if we put a a sign in one of those empty lots by OSU Tulsa claiming it’s the future site of the #Tulsa2024 stadium, will you write a story about it?

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

Announcing the annexation of Promenade Mall for #Tulsa2024’s headquarters so we can be strategically located by Chick-fil-A, In-N-Out and Hustler Hollywood.

https://t.co/PmZSnFS6wn

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

Clue: This country has neither the 2018 Women’s Hockey Olympic gold medal nor QuikTrip.

Answer: What is Canada?

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

Yaaaaaaawn. Oh hey guys. We’ve been cryogenically frozen in that industrial park in west Tulsa, waiting for the Fallin administration to end. What’s new? State deficit fixed yet? What about the Oly... OH MY GOD THE OLYMPICS.

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

@magiktraveler WE'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 5 YEARS. & NOW WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO WITH THIS COSTUME? GIVE IT TO CHRISTINA FALLIN FOR SOME WEIRD ART PROJECT?

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

For Sale: Almost new luge/bobsled runs. Barely used. Cosmetic blemishes only. No defects. #Tulsa2024Liquidation

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

Great. Just rub it in that this is the flag we'll see waving over Tulsa instead of the Olympic rings. Thanks. https://t.co/13zixEmdjA

[#TulsaFlag @tulsaflag]

YOUR WINNER IS... Thanks for casting your vote for you favorite flag design. We received over 8,000 votes, and the winner flag had 51%

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

For Sale: 10,918 unused Olympic relay torches. Buy in bulk and save, or PM for individual prices. #Tulsa2024Liquidation

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

You know what? Screw you, IOC. You think Paris can offer the sort of sport Tulsa can? Hell no. You can't pull catfish out of the Rhine.

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

Now Leasing: 60,000 sq. feet in beautiful mid-century fixer-upper. Former Tulsa Olympic Committee headquarters. #Tulsa2024Liquidation

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

For Sale: One slightly used future home of Olympic Fencing. PM for details. #Tulsa2024Liquidation

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

We'll be drinking heavily at Cellar Dwellar in 10. We don't want to see daylight again ever. https://t.co/XworqZSTlb

[Jay Cohen @jcohenap]

IOC to pick Los Angeles, Paris for 2024 or 2028 Olympics (from @AP) https://t.co/OUJ9fo7JJj

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

Wut https://t.co/G5pT7NdP4E

[Arkansas River @Ark_River]

Is this part of the @TulsaOlympics bid? https://t.co/OBfMAFnMok

[Tulsa2024 @TulsaOlympics]

@seanspicer Hey bruh you want a job? #ThisIsTotallyNotFakeOlympics