As a man who doesn't mind settling for a non virgin, this is your future wife.
• Cooking and cleaning for her current boyfriend
• Will give him unlimited sex
• Commit countless abortions for him
• Make countless sex tapes with him
• Suck his dick until the tip is pink
And all this is for free. But when she's ready to settle down, her parents will give you a list worth millions for you to spend on her marriage lists telling you she's a treasure and demand you pay hugely for her bride price and when you eventually marry her
• She'll tell you she's too tired to cook and clean your house
• She'll tell you she's not a slave
• She'll raise her voice at you under your roof
• She'll tell you your family isn't allowed to visit your house
• She'll respect her boss at work and pastor more than you
• She'll give you attitude when she's going through her menstrual period
• She'll occasionally deny you sex
• Frustrate your life when she's pregnant with different pregnancy cravings
• And will most likely give you another man's child to raise
While going through all this, you're still expected to provide for her for the rest of your life.
This is the reality of every man who settles for a bed to bed midfielder.
Settle for a non virgin at your own peril.
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