Tinker Knight

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[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

I’ve been working a lot, so I’m hoping this https://t.co/aBKalLAwxB will give me a break.

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

You tell em, Sparky!

[⚡️Spark Man⚡️ @SparkManParody]

Hey everyone, Spark Man here, I’m heading back from my indefinite hiatus just to let you all know that there are people pretending to be my main. You’ll find their handles on the tweet below. We already got half the imposters out, and it’d be great if we could get the rest.

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

@TheyCallMeDuo @Duo_Colors It will take a miracle for anyone to believe you’re the real one.

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

So I was just about to rest up for Christmas when I found a body in my work area. How do I respond to this, exactly?

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

@Th3PlagueKnight @Shovelry1 Wait does that mean you’re gonna be a dad soon-

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

Since I’m essentially the only one with modern tech, we have to watch #TheGameAwards at my place.

(@W1spy_M1ssy can’t be tagged in photos)

Clockameleon, get off the TV.

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

Look at this fuckin’ idiot, am I right?

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

@Goldyboi3 Yea

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

@W1spy_M1ssy Sure. We could chill here.

[N͓̽i͓̽n͓̽a͓̽🦋 @Nina_Bakaheart]

You’re stuck here with your 3rd @ for 2 years, would you do it?

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

@Specter0fTormnt Based

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

@W1spy_M1ssy PUTITDOWNMISSYBEFOREYOUHURTSOMEONE

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

@W1spy_M1ssy PUT IT DOWN

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

@BobopolisIVStan @MondayHatre234 Hide and hope I don’t find you.

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

@PoIarKnight I’ll be in my bunker

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

@PoIarKnight I give up

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

@PoIarKnight AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Tinker Knight @TunkaTinka]

@PoIarKnight STOP