I have officially retired from defending Cristiano Ronaldo.
The workload became unbearable.
Every week Messi submits fresh evidence...It's been an honor fighting beside you.
But we've reached the stage where Messi doesn't even argue anymore...
He simply uploads evidence.
Every weekend my agenda expires.
Please don't look for me.
By the time you read this, I'll be somewhere learning how to say "ANKARA MESSI"
Signed: A Mentally Exhausted Former Ronaldo Fan.
Reason for resignation: Repeated exposure to football witchcraft.