Hollaat Yaboi

Trying my best

Infamy Level: 31

[Hollaat Yaboi @TurboPayload]

@MattWallace888 Bullet to the forehead. Done.

[Hollaat Yaboi @TurboPayload]

@AmesStraight Parents who think this is ok deserve a shotgun slug to the head

[Hollaat Yaboi @TurboPayload]

@EverythingCar_X Anyone who drives like this deserves to crash and burn literally in the wreckage. No sympathy

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Nick Sirianni with the game on the line

[Matthew Erwin @MatthewErwin43]

@espn COWBOYS LOST TO THE 0-4 BUCS WITH A UNDRAFTED ROOKIE QB

[Hollaat Yaboi @TurboPayload]

@rbertoniere @MattWalshBlog Hey buddy, kill yourself!

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Floridas run as a top ten team

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

Minnesota beat Michigan earlier today, and this might the best postgame locker room video I've ever seen 😲�

[Angle Hernandez ⚾️ @baseballumpireA]

@GatorsFB @WellsFargo

[💒 Reverend Pickle 💒 @TheIrishPickle]

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

doing the club penguin dance (2019)

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

CatJAM (2020)

[✯ @Aestheraaaa]

Cherophobia

[FEARfeb @giasfelfeb]

dude your mom was having S E double hockey sticks upstairs dude

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.

At his trial, he’s found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.

Before his execution, he’s offered a last meal and asks for a single banana. They give it to him.

The next morning, he’s strapped into the electric chair. The executioner pulls the switch…

Nothing happens.

There’s never been a failure like this before, but because the law prohibits punishing someone twice for the same crime, the court is forced to release him.

Within a week, the train-obsessed man steals another train, crashes it, and kills several more people.

Once again, he’s sentenced to death.

Once again, he asks for a single banana for his last meal.

And once again, the electric chair fails.

The same thing happens a third time.

By now, the guards are convinced they’ve figured out his trick.

When he asks for a banana before his fourth execution, the head guard snaps:

��Oh, no you don’t! We know all about your little banana trick. You’re not getting one this time!”

Instead, they serve him steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.

The next morning, they strap him into the electric chair and pull the switch.

Nothing happens.

The head guard stares at the executioner in disbelief.

“Did you give him the banana?”

“No, sir! We didn’t give him a banana. We swear!”

Turns out the banana had nothing to do with it.

The man was just a really bad conductor.