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Hell's most badass Overlord. In a never-ending turf war with Prick. (#HHRP|#HBRP|He/They|18+)

[Hatchet @TurfWarrior_]

"Being an overlord's all about cracking skulls as you climb the ranks!"

#HHRP|#HBRP

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"Guns are for losers. Bludgeon your enemies to death like a real warrior."

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@highestdivinity (And I'm gonna say these two happened before Satan realized he's trans.)

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@OverduePatch "I don't really carry guns. I like to get close in a fight. Got knives and a spiked club."

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@OverduePatch "What's to understand? We get devoted sinners to follow us and we can harness the power of their souls."

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@OverduePatch "If ya don't believe me, I can prove it. But I evade gunfire like, all the time. Becoming an overlord comes with all kinds of power."

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@OverduePatch "Can we try what?"

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@OverduePatch "Yeah, actually."

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@OverduePatch "Throw the knife at them."

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@OverduePatch "I'm more of a knife guy myself!"

[ᴛᴀꜱᴋ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇ : ᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ @OverduePatch]

𝖭𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗈 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗀𝗎𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝗇 𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝖺𝗌𝗄 . . . ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵉˡˢᵉ ʷⁱˡˡ ʰᵃⁿᵈˡᵉ ⁱᵗ , ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵘʳᵉ .

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(I'm sorry! She feels like Charlie with all the edges sanded off for safety!)

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(Before the mob tears you limb from limb for it I just wanna say you're so correct on Emily.)

[𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱 @VoxApologistRIP]

@VPadOverlord //Chad
Stolas’ bitch ass wife
I never cared for Emily
St Peter
And I don’t like Carmilla

[⟬✝︎⟭ St. Peter ⟬✝︎⟭ @HeavensGKPeter]

Hiya! Welcome to my silly palace! As many of you know I am the Saint Peter, gatekeeper of the Heavenly gates! Hope we get to interact more often and see ya in Heaven! (Or perhaps hell...?)

[̷R̷̷o̷̷l̷a̷̷r̷̷c̷ (Semi-Active) @TheFighterKaiju]

Because I suck at breaking the ice, so hear this instead.

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"Break the arms of transphobes!"

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"Break the legs of homophobes!"

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"Happy Pride Month! That means it's time to firebomb Katie Killjoy's house again!"

[���𝖓 𝕲𝕺𝕯'𝕾 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖊 @OrdoSeraphicus]

𝒊 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍