Chris Hamm

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline 20+ years ago had a job that was going to move me from VA to TX, I basically already had the job but they needed an interview so they flew me down for a day or two and I just sorta worked while I was there, then got official job offer. I don’t remember getting paid for it

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline 🎵Like a good neighbor, stay over there🎶

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

#DisarmThePolice

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline Can’t think of many, but the only one that comes to mind is Watching You by Rodney Atkins.

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline I got a bunch. Use them as prizes

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

We all know #2 is On The Air Tonight @EITMonline

Another good one is Black Girls by Violent Femmes

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

Go home @kroger you’re drunk

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline “Burner phone” is too glamorizing. We’ve bought them for vacations, for kids, lots of reasons. Pay phones don’t exist anymore. Also they are great for poor ppl or bad credit. No contract, no credit/debt required. Just another example of government trying to track us all. #UseCash

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline I can finally say I’m healthy as a horse!

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline He’s hot talk now so probably easily recognized. 5, 10 years down the line he theoretically COULD go, but if he ever got caught/recognized he can be charged with trespassing.

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline I know the app is on delay I’ve been screaming for the last 5 minutes TIME

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline Remember that time Elliot broke into that restaurant and wanted free food for life?

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline Goochland Drive In is great you all need to go. Try a Gooch Dog

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

Chicken Goonyah had better make an appearance on tomorrows show @EITMonline

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline Fire criers

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline I’ll definitely trust a Good Samaritan before I trust a cop

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline Peanut allergies are more severe than others is why it’s such a big deal. Sesame is one of the top 8, they have to show it in bold on ingredient lists

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@EITMonline How bad of a tip for she put

[Chris Hamm @Turkeyboy1]

@DirkThundastick @EITMonline Boy howdy.