Captain Bunghole

Once killed a lion with a spear. Deposed Notary Republic

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@CritsBigSausage @mattschneidman Hopefully you meant physically. That would be awesome

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@mattschneidman Only acceptable response was to commit Seppuku

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@mattschneidman Mission attempted

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@AdamMcCalvy Fantastic season, but when was the last time the Brewers improved at the trade deadline? 2018?

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@jimrome Do the focus groups even understand advanced analytics like B.I.S.P?

#JimRomeonX

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@jimrome TBF, Sofi stadium only had slightly less horse ish on the field than the Racine Tornadoes pasture.
#JimRomeonX

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@mattschneidman Vilma just called them a smart, disciplined team. CTE is undefeated

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@mattschneidman Can’t blow a 4th quarter lead if you don’t have the lead

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@jimrome "I've struck out against teenage girls before." - Sincerely, American Chewy
#JimRomeonX

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@mattschneidman

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@HaworthChris @Cubs I think you won the internet today

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@Brewers Was there ever a doubt?

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@sstatwill @mattschneidman Sounds like the evidence is pretty damning

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@lindseyyok Plus Oily stool for some reason

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@danger_rcb You will never see heaven

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@WormSports @JimmyJoeOskola @AdamMcCalvy Didn’t know they could pitch

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@jimrome "Edwin Diaz should be put in the Piece of Crap Club." - Eric Gagne

#JimRomeOnX

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@jimrome Vrabel's lucky Aaron Hernandez didn't jump out of a cake.

#JIMRomeOnX

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@JavGonzo @AdamMcCalvy True, but I wouldn’t want his shitty glove anywhere. His only positions are 2B or 1B. And I’m not moving Bauer or Turang

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@JavGonzo @AdamMcCalvy Who would you have traded for?