Courtney Heroneme

Keeping the turkey for a while. because no good animal rhymes with Heroneme 👱🏼‍♂️+👩🏼=🐶🐶👶🏼

[Captain Corbin Richard @CaptCorbin_]

Happy Mother’s Day to a real one @TurkeyLoerke

[Captain Corbin Richard @CaptCorbin_]

False. The best snack is milk.

-Captain Corbin

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

Work and home are the same. “Nooo get your hands/feet out of the poo.” #nursemom

[Captain Corbin Richard @CaptCorbin_]

@nickTyler55 MVP should go to someone that a unit cannot live without. My MVP would be milk because I literally can’t live without it.

-Captain Corbin

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

😂😂

[Male Nurse Mindset™ @MaleNurseMind]

Me: “Alexa, increase norepinephrine to 8mcg’s”

Alexa: “Bolusing 60mg of Propofol”

Me: “Wait no”

Alexa: “Turning your lights blue”

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

@nickTyler55 You’re the guy flipping the tables so we don’t invite you 😏

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

Omg @BenHeroneme I guess we are going.

[USA Gymnastics @USAGym]

Some exciting news to share about 2019!

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

..... @BenHeroneme might not be the greatest dad after making this

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

When Corbin is napping I start doing laundry and dishes like I’m gonna a prize for being so quick.

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

Our room sounds like the rainforest at night but at least it doesn’t sound like this

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

Growing up I never imagined there would come a time that I would say ‘good burp’ so often. #newbornbaby

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

In the last week I’ve made more google searches and bought more off amazon then I ever have. #newborn

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

@HannahHeroneme Same with me and @BenHeroneme lol

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

Dear target customers. Please ignore my wet hair. I only have so much time before my newborn needs my boob. #firsttimeoutofthehouse

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

He’s coming for the cowboy meseum. https://t.co/gf53UMCySw

[Nurse Savage @OnlyintheICU]

40% of the hospital is on droplet precautions. Cool. 😷

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

The chiefs are the only undefeated team in the league and me and @BenHeroneme are the only undefeated teams in our fantasy leagues. #4-0

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

@HannahHeroneme You know the 4 of us will all be matching! We're doing Star Wars!

[Not Bill Walton @NotBillWalton]

BREAKING: @KDTrey5 to join OKC along with 17 Instagram accounts, 12 Twitter handles and 3 Tinder profiles

[Courtney Heroneme @TurkeyLoerke]

S/o to whoever bought me this smoothie king gift card in middle school. It's much more appreciated now since I have real bills.