Bitch 'accidentally' stepped on my new WHITE gym shorts, with his dirty nasty shoes. So, I 'accidentally' stepped on his fucking balls and then, 'accidentally' my dick fell into his pussy-hole. Accidents Happen, BITCH
What a coincidence. I have two feet. You have two balls. Let's play a game called: DEATH MATCH. My feet vs your balls. May the odds forever be in your favor.