WerdnaTurley

Just a girl, trying to make sense of this insanity.
Atheist, tarot reader, IO professional.
I'm angry. If you're not. You're not paying attention.
#Resistance

[WerdnaTurley @TurleyWerdna]

Crying from frustration trying to understand how to use SPSS and ChatGPT is trying to make me feel better 😭

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I was really hoping that alpha male was trending because the concept no longer existed on this earth.

My disappointment is palpable.

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@NoLieWithBTC So what does a one political party state make?

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Me: *gets a sales call*
Him: blah, blah, blah
Me: I'm not interested in that, but it sounds like you're Aussie?
Him: Yes
Me: I knew it! How is it living in the future?
Him: *stutters*... Thank you for your time.
Me: No, thank YOU for YOUR willingness to travel to the past. ❤️

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Me: *helping a client to get into his Gmail account*

Him: Why does it keep opening Google. I don't want Google email! I want Gmail!

[WerdnaTurley @TurleyWerdna]

After reading many of Elon Musk's tweets, I think he might be a misunderstood comedian.

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As a teenager, I wore a shirt that had "Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person" on it...which had to be explained to me by someone interested in engaging in a battle of wits.

[WerdnaTurley @TurleyWerdna]

@AmazonHelp No, I cannot cancel it. I have tried. I called customer service and they can't do it. I have to go buy the items now, because I needed them 5 hours ago. I am not home, so can't reject it. I need it cancelled

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That @amazon 4-8 am overnight thing is a scam. Don't ever do it.

[WerdnaTurley @TurleyWerdna]

@AmazonHelp You guaranteed an order from 4-8 am. I chose specific items that could be delivered at that time. Now, the order isn't going to be here until tomorrow. I tried to cancel, but can't. Customer service is worthless.

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@BlackKnight10k @SenatorTimScott They tried that and still some communities got more money than others. More schools aren't what is needed...an overhaul of the education system is.

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@elonmusk It fits

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@HalfwayPost It's turning blue anyway, so why not?

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@krisalteyespy I firmly believe guys who are dicks have very small ones.

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@hellothisisivan It's like the 80s all over again

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@BlackKnight10k As we see you on the front page...

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Seeing Florida and Texas trending sent shivers down my spine wondering who or what is getting fucked with now.

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@MarshaBlackburn Marsha, Marsha, Marsha... your tweets are getting more and more lame. Tsk tsk.

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@CatsForCongress They love America... but it's a backwards love. It's the love of freedom for themselves, but not for anyone who is different or disagrees with them. They love all the Amendments that satisfy their freedom, but don't like that other people also have these freedoms.

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I'm so glad the senate passed the PUMP act. The last time I had to pump milk at work, I did it in a bathroom stall...the hum of the machine made other women in the bathroom think I was using a different vibrating object.