Tim

Reigning champ of the annual Who Looks the Least Like George Clooney contest 31 years in a row

[Tim @Turlguy]

Amazon shipping: Here's a map of where your package is. It will be in your hands at 6:48pm exactly. We're 10 stops away!

UPS shipping: We can tell you that your package is not at your home. Stay by the door, though! It will be there between 6am today, and 7pm tomorrow.

[Tim @Turlguy]

@axnjaxn @evilstaplers Too real

[Tim @Turlguy]

You remember how everyone collectively bullied Paramount into fixing Sonic? Can we do that again to save Mario from being voiced by someone other than @CharlesMartinet?

[Tim @Turlguy]

You remember how everyone on the internet collectively bullied Paramount into making Sonic look right.. Can we do that again to save this Mario movie from Chris Pratt's voice work?

[Tim @Turlguy]

Nothing but respect for all the other people in their 30s who still use nicknames they gave themselves in jr high for every online username.

[Tim @Turlguy]

These have the same energy

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@tylerheath The video game remix website you were talking about at the start of this podcast.. is it Overclocked Remix?

[Tim @Turlguy]

This is a cool connection that I didn't catch when previously reading Job. Job points out how deeply flawed we are, and unable to stand up even on our best days to God's holiness. He points to our need for someone to reconcile us. Timothy picks up that thought down the line.

[Tim @Turlguy]

The worship leader at a Baptist church right after playing a song from the last five years that isn't Phil Wickham or Reckless Love:

[Tim @Turlguy]

@Kait_lyn_Graham But no one is going to go back and change that version. It still exists for all the little redheads out there. Isn't it great that a new generation of girls from a different demographic will also get to feel represented on screen the way that you did?

[Tim @Turlguy]

"Seek to be as emotionally complex as Jesus"

-@JohnPiper

[Tim @Turlguy]

"Sick and dying, they brought themselves down here to speak-- to no one"

[NBC News @NBCNews]

WATCH: Jon Stewart's full statement before House cmte., demanding additional funding for 9/11 victim compensation fund, which is set to expire next year.

"Your indifference cost these men and women their most valuable commodity: Time! It's the one thing they're running out of."

[Tim @Turlguy]

I'm very proud of both of you! It's good to see the tradition continue

[Tim @Turlguy]

@paperbeatstweet

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@_mr_shawnv13 Better use that rule of thirds, tho 😂

[Tim @Turlguy]

"When you discover who Jesus is, you will lose your fear of religion and religious people. When you choose to follow Jesus, religion will lose its grip on you."

-@AndyStanley

[Tim @Turlguy]

How old do you have to be before you can buy that one beige jacket that every grandpa owns? Asking for a friend

[Tim @Turlguy]

Sin thrives in the dark. If no one knows our struggles but us, we'll be the only ones trying to work through them. We'll just keep making the same mistakes over and over because we weren't meant to carry this weight alone. Let the people around you shoulder your burdens with you.

[Tim @Turlguy]

@nonamestobehad @helllotrin I mean, when you think about it, our entire lives are a war with gravity.