steve turner

[Dan @DanB9_]

Levels #bcfc

[Kris Wall @KrisWall92]

Dan Burn and Jordan Henderson #england

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Harry comes back to life because of a blood magic loop Rowling set up four books earlier, and it's one of the cleanest payoffs in modern fantasy.

In Goblet of Fire, Pettigrew takes Harry's blood for Voldemort's regeneration ritual. Voldemort wants that specific blood because it carries the protection from Lily's sacrifice. Taking it does let him touch Harry without burning. Taking it also puts Lily's charm inside his own body.

Voldemort is now carrying the same protection that made baby Harry impossible to kill in book 1. As long as Voldemort lives, Harry is tethered to life through Voldemort's blood. Dumbledore figures this out, which is why he tells Snape that Harry has to walk into the forest unarmed.

The Horcrux is the second mechanism. Voldemort accidentally made one inside Harry the night Lily died. When Voldemort casts Avada Kedavra in the forest, the curse hits something it can latch onto: the soul fragment, not Harry. The Horcrux dies. Harry doesn't.

The willing walk matters too. Harry surrenders without fighting back, the same way Lily did 17 years earlier. That invokes the same sacrificial protection she cast. Every defender at Hogwarts now carries it. The Killing Curses Voldemort throws in the final battle stop working.

Three magical contracts stacked: Lily's charm hiding inside Voldemort, the Horcrux absorbing the curse, Harry's surrender extending the protection forward.

The Resurrection Stone summons echoes of the dead so Harry has the courage to walk in. That's all it does. The reason he comes back is that Voldemort built the loophole himself in Goblet of Fire and never noticed.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The ending of Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987), Neal replaying the trip on that train and realizing why Del’s been holding on so tightly, then turning back and finding him alone at the station… that reveal changes the entire film in seconds.

[EFL @EFL]

Never change Kammy 🤣🤣

#EFL | #EFLAwards

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

‘Nah, not for me, I’m not really into karaoke’

Me, 8 pints later:

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

The Corgi was the one leading them home
The German Shepherd was injured
The dogs kept a protective formation around the German Shepherd
The Corgi stopped often to make sure they were still okay
It took them 2 days to get home
They are neighbourhood friends
I’m going to cry😭😭😭

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Mouse Hunt (1997), one of the most inventive slapstick comedies of the late 90s.

[Valerie D'Orazio @TheVallyD]

One of the great pop-culture synchronicities of all time. Two separate comic strips featuring bratty boy characters named "Dennis the Menace" debuting ON THE SAME DAY (March 12, 1951) by two completely different creators (Hank Ketcham in the US & David Law in the UK).

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

"Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot."

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE SIMPSONS’ has released a couch gag that finally shows the aftermath of Marge hitting Homer with her car in the intro.

“How are you just sitting there? Your mom just hit me with her car!”

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

BIRMINGHAM LEVEL IT AT THE DEATH! 😲

📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

LIMBS OF THE VERY BEST KIND 🔵🔵🔵

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

"My friends, you bow to no one"

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Return of the King (2003) didn’t just stick the landing, it rewrote history. Eleven wins from eleven nominations, a clean sweep, and the first fantasy film to ever win Best Picture.

[Big Snake Oil 🐍🛢️- PNGTuber @BigSnakeOil]

This movie had two things to say:
1. The healthcare system is broken by design
2. Bigweld FUCKS.

[🇫🇰 @SCARFYYYY]

watching muppets christmas carol