dave strider

im not about to get molested by calamari with fucking teeth

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

ask me anything and i probably have the answer maybe https://t.co/1IN6LcmrC2

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@mikethelightspl me too

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

straight up fake information

[KARKAT @cinoGeneticist]

@timeGeologist JEGUS CALM DOWN.
VANILLA, I CAN’T BE ASSED TO FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT.
DAVE AND I PLAY HORROR GAMES SOMETIMES. WHEN HE (YES, DEFINITELY HE) PUSSIES OUT, WE RESORT TO VOICE CHAT GAMES TO TROLL PEOPLE TOGETHER.
OCCASIONALLY WE DO THAT ROBLOX PODCAST GAME.
WE GET VC BANNED REAL QUICK.

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

im pretty excited im not going to lie

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@Bugethcommits thats MY favorite karkat account actually

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@cinoGeneticist @rEALaDIOStAVROS my romance advice is killer

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@yoshistar0 @cinoGeneticist @rEALaDIOStAVROS oh man

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@cinoGeneticist @rEALaDIOStAVROS dude i was literally helping him practice i didnt do anything

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

me

[kk 🌺 @ukekarkat]

i miss karkat

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@cinoGeneticist your nubs are cute

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@cinoGeneticist @rEALaDIOStAVROS no babe its part of the practice chill

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@rEALaDIOStAVROS im sure hed be down @cinoGeneticist what do you think

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@rEALaDIOStAVROS i dont think youre ready yet man

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@rEALaDIOStAVROS no that was part of it

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@rEALaDIOStAVROS woah man i have a boyfriend chill

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@mikethelightspl sounds gay

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@rEALaDIOStAVROS ok when

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@rEALaDIOStAVROS dude its still part of the practice convo you have to say something smooth

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@rEALaDIOStAVROS do you really feel that way about me i didnt know

[dave strider @turntechGodhad]

@cinoGeneticist everyone is trying to take me away from you baby