𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚

𝙇𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙪𝙥, 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮!

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

❝𝙋𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣' 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣' 𝙛𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙨,
𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣' 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙘, 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙚.❞

✘Revamped account✘

✘The Punk Rock trainer from Galar✘

✘#PTRP | #MVRP✘

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

Alright, rock and roll, as they say-!

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

❋Disclaimer❋

I don't mind following and even interacting with accounts who's focus is on lewd, but that isn't something I have an interest in writing.

So please don't expect that kinda thing from me <3

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

❝𝙋𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣' 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣' 𝙛𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙨,
𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣' 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙘, 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙚.❞

✘Revamped account✘

✘The Punk Rock trainer from Galar✘

✘#PTRP | #MVRP✘

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

OI

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DMING YOU SLUT

[Katsunosuke the Aura Guard @BrightAuraGuard]

Good

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

@DeathsEmpress Too late, she's already touched something...an old looking pot.
Oh, it's shaking...oh it fell...oh, it smashed...

"Ah-!
...I-I can replace it!

Just ehh...'ow much to those cost..?"

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

Yeet

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

@finiteignition The internets made people far too content with sayin' shit and not getting decked in the gob for it."

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

"A question I get asked a lot as a punk artist is 'Do you respect Country as a genre'.

An' of COURSE I do.
Country is overhated, an' 'as its own charm.

It's POLKA I don't respect."

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

@finiteignition "Ah, there's the old man talk again!
I admit, I'd probably be better off if I ain't 'ad to see 'alf the messages I get sent on Pitter."

There's a moment where her eyes lose their light and glaze over...for just a second.

"Anyway!
I do 'ave to agree. --

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

"Not just 'in'..."

Awkwardly clears throat.

"Those were some nice flowers y'ad out front..."

Key word 'had'.

[𝙲𝚢𝚛𝚒𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚊 @TenderIntrigue]

⠀⠀❝WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN MY HOUSE—?!❞

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

@CirchesterStone

"I get it now, this rock is older 'an even Circhester itself, it's seen dozens of lifetimes pass...
So why the bloody 'ell did y'throw it at me head, y'wanker?!"

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

"Nout nearly as bad as what 'appened t'your oven..."

[𝙲𝚢𝚛𝚒𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚊 @TenderIntrigue]

A pause.

⠀⠀❝What did you do to my fridge—❞

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

@Moonsaultinium https://t.co/JYoUHq0Gre

Homer Simpson - Regigias.

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

Browing on her phone.

Pulls up a music app.

Looks left, looks right.

Plays a Polka song.

"...damn, this is better 'an I thought...
Per'aps I judged it too 'arshly."

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

@A_THOUSANDHANDS

"What a...strange skill to 'ave...huh...
Regardless, I dunno if I can really use that kinda thing in a music video."

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

@Spexrow "Big words for a tosser with wings!
Oooh, I 'ate wankers like you that think they can say whatever they want."

Rolling up her sleeves to reveal...a complete lack of any visible muscle.

"Fine, y'wanna get y'self plucked, chicken boy?!
Bring it!"

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

"WAAHH-Oh, I've been saved.

My 'ero, thanks mate!

Mind where y'puttin' that 'and though, think y'grippin' me arse there."

Despite the situation, she let out a loud belly laugh.

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

@NEOFLARES "Hmph...seein' as 'ow you seem like a reasonable woman, I'll take y'at y'word for now.

If I find out y'lied to me though then I-"

She stopped mid sentence, realizing she had no adequate threat to follow up with.

"...I'd be...very sad?"

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

"That's the way of it!
Y'lose nothin' by lookin' on the bright side.

Long as y'keep livin', good things are bound to come.
Even if they're just daft little jokes.

But 'ey, what's the 'arm in enjoyin' the little things?"

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

"...I never said it was an EASY thing to explain."

Clears throat.

"Alright, so, lemme start by sayin...
I'm sure the damage t' y'fridge is fixable!"

[𝙲𝚢𝚛𝚒𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚊 @TenderIntrigue]

⠀⠀❝...Why are you hanging upside down from a tree on a treadmill with a Beedrill hovering at the end of it?❞

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

@681Aegis "Woah, that's a crazy story!
I'm sure y'tell all the pretty girls 'I look just like a god', eh?

Well, it won't work on me!
I've 'eard it all before, from ravenous fans...and from pokemon that learned 'ow t'speak.
That one's weird.
Imagine speaking pokemon, eh?"

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 @TurnUpTheNoise]

@finiteignition "Woah woah woah, I ain't say nothin' about PORN!
I was tryin'a say por'able phones."

Pulling her mobile.

"Years back they only 'ad these in the streets an' y'ad to put coins in 'em to make a phone call.

Yeesh, where's yer 'ead at, mate?"