Noah

Part time writer & full time loser

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

Hi, chapter three (final one) is out

Thank you all so much for the love 🥲 you truly kept me going

https://t.co/yGy2funXDe

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

@fartpasta01 Party games and alcohol and fuzzy feelings and flushed cheeks and making out in dark corners and exploring hands yep mhm

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

Dortmund Haalingham spin the bottle who’s with me

[🐵 @fartpasta01]

dortmund haalingham practice kissing

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

@haaling REALLY?

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

@fartpasta01 Your mind

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

@haaling Like just slap him and kiss his face already damn

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

That blond man is better than me I would’ve kissed him 😕

[mär 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @haaling]

im crying what's his problem 😭

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

Omega ≠ submissive necessarily y’all

[🫧 @HAAL1NGHAM]

not falling for the omega jude propaganda ALPHA X ALPHA FOREVER #woke

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

26 years. Nice👍🏻

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

Thank you for 30000 followers 😭

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

They put anyone on my timeline nowadays

[maki @kamiiwammii]

ao3 hot take #2 i think reading about real people (ESPECIALLY if it’s a reader self insert) is absolutely insane

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

My birthday is this Saturday do you know how tempted I am to recreate this

[burarano @burarano]

wip🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Erling Braut Haaland. 🥁

#FIFAWorldCup

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

@haaling My heart 😭😭 I’m so overwhelmed

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

HELLO??????? I love you all so bad

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Wishing @Erling a very Happy Birthday 🎂🩵

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

@haaling How are you!!

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

Happy birthday Haaland you can finally stop being chronically online now #Ripe #Old

[Noah @Turtle_Corpse]

@haaling I love you???? 🥲