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eddie showing steve the extended edition directors cut of fellowship of the ring and steve going immediately rim rod straight when aragorn comes on screen for the first time and goes “who is he?”
eddie realizes then, he’s made a terrible terrible mistake.
steve, who after the destruction of the poor bimmer, decides to start biking everywhere. why not? hawkins isn’t that big, and it’s good exercise when you’re working a 9-5! plus, the kids don’t really need him for a ride anymore
sometimes i feel the steddie magic starting to fade and then i remember steve trying to safeword out of his breakup with eddie because that’s the first time he’s felt unsafe in their relationship and… 🚬🚬🚬 oof i’m back in the fucking building again😮💨
Steve’s parents force him to move out of the house when they hear that he’s dating Eddie, despite not even being back in Hawkins for a year now. Eddie picks Steve up to take him to his new home at the trailer, but not before closing all the windows and farting in every room.
Eddie showing up to band practice with a bruised swollen nose, and when his friends ask what happened, he, not thinking about it at ALL says "oh, Steve got me good"
"He WHAT?!"
But the thing is, is that play wrestling is a very common occurrence in their relationship+
omega popstar steve and alpha bodyguard eddie can anyone hear me... eddie is so possessive but he justifies it to himself that its his job, he's just being protective, nothing else. steve teases him and makes him jealous on purpose, trying to break his resolve
eddie fucking steve so good steve is embarrassed with how noisy he’s being, because he isn’t even being sexy in his opinion, he sounds like an animal in heat. he’s just deliriously biting into the pillow to stop it until eddie drags him up by the hair and holds his jaw open ☺️
dom eddie gets hit on by steve at a bdsm club & eddie is embarrassingly into him, but has to fess up that he doesn’t really do brat taming. steve immediately rolls his eyes and tells him to stop wasting his time then & eddie realises that several exceptions can & will be made
steddie hooking up in the back of eddies van, steves riding eddie & hes so needy and desperate hes mumbling “tell me you love me.” over & over again w the softest pleas. eddie is dumbfounded and pauses, steve knows he crossed smth so he says he wouldnt hold him to it but he does
eddie coming behind steve, hooking his chin over his shoulder, putting his hand under steve’s tee to pet his tummy… & steve is kinda awkwardly giggling because it feels good & eddie is breathing into his ear & it sends goosebumps all over. more of this & he’ll start leaking.
Wait, What?
#Steddie
The trailer door slamming is the only warning Steve gets before he's unceremoniously shoved out of Eddie's bed, boxers only half on, and then pushed towards the window.
"Eddie what the fuck?"
"SH, Wayne's home fuck Wayne's home, you gotta get outta here."
steve takes all six of his little nuggets and eddie to a music festival for the weekend. he forces them all to wear shirts labelled "if lost return to steve" while steve wears "i'm steve"
including eddie who shows up wearing his own shirt labelled "i'm fucking steve"
wayne reads the hobbit to baby eddie and improvises that bilbo and all the hobbits eat lots of vegetables so eddie will eat his. and when eddie rereads it himself when hes older hes like wtf wayne theyre always eating pastries and cheese.
Steve who gets dared by Tommy H to date Eddie. Steve accepts because he's not a chicken and he's also not gay so this will be so easy, right? He strolls up to Eddie confidently, who arches an eyebrow at him, and Steve immediately turns the Harrington charm up