Communist Business Major

The one and only Turtle|Anarchist| Disabled|She/they/he

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All reports of my death are exaggerated until further notice

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Twitter is dying and I likely won't come back. So here's 12 seconds of manually stimulating my son's single brain cell.

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@Chinchillazllla Relatable

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@hella_swears Pick a hell

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@shaTIRED There will be a short moment where you can't think of anything. It is very nice.

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@mhdksafa I hold the door until someone else takes over. I'm small and frail, so usually a "big strong man" will materialize and take over. I don't want anyone involved to speak to me.

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@shift_in2_turbo His mom died, he went off his meds, and his only stable girlfriend left him. That's it.

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@creeptwin Technically you're not wrong. I don't want feral African predators outcompeting native Californian predators.

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@blueheartedly Andrew Jackson still gets the win on that

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@freckled_frack Poke the ceiling with a broom. If it squishes or feels heavy, you found it.

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@KaylaChowShow Yes, I've been to Oregon.

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@MichaelSkyer When I was a kid, I thought "mind your Ps and Qs" referred to ASL because I didn't think p and q looked alike.

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@_Peace_Love_US Obviously yes

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@Touyarokii Egwene al Vere

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@ayyy_vuh I know one! They were different shapes, so he could tell.

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@JimTSF 11+

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@Mollyploofkins I have a filter on my tap, so kinda?

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@Cocolh44 I don't carry cash 99% of the time, but when I do have cash, they get it.

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@ClaireMax Unfortunately, yes.

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@biggestjoel I definitely have methodology questions. Not necessarily that the data is fake, just incredibly poorly sourced.

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@captain_moose_ @GoddammitBaz My people