Turtally Cool Breh

Hey there guys, it's me I'm a turtle.

[Turtally Cool Breh @TurtleKing56]

Let me know y'all I'm asking for a friend. Alright. ROFL. LMAO. ITS TURTLE TIME BITCHES.

[Turtally Cool Breh @TurtleKing56]

@Pro_Jones_ nice. #IShellForgiveYou

[Turtally Cool Breh @TurtleKing56]

Thinking about a Turtle/LOTR cross over account. #YouShellNotPass

[Turtally Cool Breh @TurtleKing56]

Sorry I haven't been tweeting guys. Some a-hole has been making fun of turtle hatching. #IShellNotStandForThis https://t.co/v0YEoC7cc6

[Turtally Cool Breh @TurtleKing56]

Homeless guy- I'm looking for some shelter. Any ideas?

Turtle- I'm sure I can find you some SHELLter.

Homeless guy- rofl

[Turtally Cool Breh @TurtleKing56]

*Guy interrupts turtle on phone*

Turtle- What the hell man?! Can't you see I'm on my shellphone?