Lexi Lamb

I like silly hats, crawly critters, and vegetables.

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

@sensrawsm Why am I now seeing this?

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

@Ives2Ives HAHAHAHAHAHA I GET SO MUCH ENJOYMENT OUT OF STALKING YOU IN PARTICULAR.

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

@Ives2Ives MUAHAHAHAHAHA. I JUST LOVE DOING IT TO YOU

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

I have a problem, and that problem is chocolate. #Acceptance

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

@TJMoran7 AHHH THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY. WHY CAN'T EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD BE THIS GREAT?

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

@TJMoran7 This is undoubtedly one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

Christmas music just started playing on my iTunes. Am I changing it? Nope. #IAmReady #LetTheCountdownBegin

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

My dear phone, if you stopped flashing LOW BATTERY every 30 seconds, you would save some battery power and we wouldn't be in this pickle.

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

I'm not sure if there's a tickle fight or murder happening down the hall. At this point, I'm scared either way. #GuessIWillLockTheDoorNow

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

Helping one bee doesn't prevent another from stinging you.
That may sound like a wise old metaphor, but it's a literal summary of my day.

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

@katiegrace314 @SheeeRatchet Perfection. #ButThatIsActuallyMe

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

Pros of my room: I live on the sixth floor!
Cons of my room: I live in the SIXTH floor.

The elevator shall not prevail. I will love stairs

[nicole mulligan @Britbriqt]

I just want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

[Insert sentimental tweet about how the summer is almost over and I don't want it to be.] #NotEnoughRoomInATweetForAllTheFeels

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

Sometimes I see a furry critter out of the corner of my eye, turn expecting my cat, and only find my own hair. Life is so silly.

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

Is it weird to be this attached to a hermit crab I got two weeks ago?

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

@erbeardononaut She's usually pretty feisty but I guess I have successfully taught her my ways! #OneProudMama

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

And on this day, my cat befriended a baby mouse and all was right in the world.

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

My name is Alexia Lamb, and I am a rabbit.

[Lexi Lamb @TurtleLexi22]

@Megara11 @faggotexpress This makes me so happy. I can't wait to see you! #ReunitedAndItFeelsSoGood