Jason Rohrer

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

Chicago Blackhawks .. Home of the most bandwagon fans since 2010 #getaclue #LGB #longlivethenote

[FakeSTLMatheny @FakeSTLMatheny]

Were you the kid who hit the tee instead of the ball? Ran the wrong way around the bases? DH for the Astros is your calling. The Astros suck

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

@eigenbrod10 I think the Ranger series looks pretty pimp #youin?

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

“@dvaughny: Really good game between mt. Pulaski and Aquinn.” Go Lady Hilltoppers #logancountypride

[Frat Dad Brad @RealBradPassini]

First 4 seasons of Friday Night Lights were amazing a little upset with the final season. #TexasForever

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Don't get more romantic than a can of dip and truckstop fried chicken. Bitches love romance.

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

Let's go Rams #throwbackSB #faulk'nGood

[MLB @MLB]

Source confirms to @LangoschMLB that @Cardinals, INF Ronny Cedeno agree to deal.

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

Blackhawks suck #letsgoblues

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Every mornin' I oil myself up with WD-40s and stand bucknaked in front of the mirror, while flexin' and sayin' the Pledge of Allegiance.

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

Long live the Note #letsgoblues

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

Tired of this fighting illini BS our football team is really bad and our basketball team blows it every year in conference play #suckstosuck

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

@BadNurseBobbi got them all as well, about to finish up season 1 #bestblackfridaypurchase

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

Now I understand y @FrickeFast camped out in his room to watch Friday Night Lights #cleareyesfullheartscantlose #LylaGarrity #panthers

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

YO I really wish I was a judge on #americanidol no beatin around the bush here u either suck or you get the golden ticket #signmeup

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

@nherkert5 #americanidol

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

@Brasher418 Faulk

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Drawed an eagle on my chest, put on a helmet and ran outside. Headbutted a lawn flamingo and yelled,"Merica. Y'all ready for some football?"

[Jason Rohrer @TurtleMan2990]

How many Bama players won't be going out tonight to celebrate? #bedtimefortheirkids #babymamaiscallin