TurtleP

he/him | STL | Long live the @xflbattlehawks | Water fountain enjoyer

[S0ulPriv | #TENOÍ @S0ul_Priv]

@yandhiisntreal I may sadly be American, but thank the lord I’m not British

[James Larsen @JamesLarsenPFN]

News: The Denver #Broncos are signing #Battlehawks WR Hakeem Butler, per @MikeGarafolo.

First official #UFLtoNFL signing of the year.

Hakeem earned #UFL Offensive POTY honors in 2026, after he averaged a ridiculous 22.1 YPR.

[TurtleP @TurtlePalpitoad]

@Rustyspooge @PigskinParrot @TheUFL The Fox app isn’t perfect but it can work as a substitute

Also the upper bowl has been closed in stl this season which I think has been nice. Hopefully that sticks for next year too

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Lives were changed.

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

>LowTierGod represented himself in court

>He won.

I am baffled.

[TurtleP @TurtlePalpitoad]

I’ve now flown to and from Africa and looking at the in flight movies they have Black Panther, a movie I really enjoy and haven’t seen recently, but can I really be the white guy to watch Black Panther flying in and out of Africa?

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[zawg @lostzawg]

High tier main twt: the mark of a top player is in their use of quantum disjoint theory

Low tier main twt: find a new reason to smile every day :)

Top tier main twt: been getting into eating my fingernails

Mid tier main twt: real communism is yet to be properly executed so

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

I posted these last year and had a thousand chuds in the comments calling me slurs and saying that they would never touch national parks. I’d like to take this moment to say: fuck you.

[Rossi @RossiBalboa]

@backthrowshine Source tells me Fox is on last stock.

Please god

[OnlyCardsFans @OnlyCardsFans]

It’s truly insane that we’re 1/4 through the season and all of the ex-Cardinals are doing amazing - and also the Cardinals are doing amazing.

Except Miles Mikolas. Everyone is playing better away from Miles Mikolas. Gotta be him.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[T-Bob Hebert @TBob53]

You don’t love football as much as this guy

[TurtleP @TurtlePalpitoad]

Of course I can’t watch anything because I’m in madagascar while this looney scenario happens

[TurtleP @TurtlePalpitoad]

Fuck Stan Kroenke

[St Louis CITY SC @stlCITYsc]

𝙒𝙄𝙉dy night in Denver 🌬️

[TurtleP @TurtlePalpitoad]

@NoContextUFL Other half of the stadium looks better also this was still a chunk before the game, not stellar attendance by our standards but this is a little misleading ngl

[St. Louis Battlehawks @BattlehawksUFL]

"the official professional football team of Missouri" has a nice ring to it 😌

[TurtleP @TurtlePalpitoad]

@BigDBevo @SleeperCowboys I have 0 faith we beat the cardinals

[TurtleP @TurtlePalpitoad]

@AaronSchiro @petty3856 @NewsUFL What I’m saying is flashy and abrupt marketing only goes so far
Sustained marketing builds stable markets
The flashiness/novelty of the team declines and so do casual fans
Yes they are doing more, but when they were doing nothing to begin with that’s a low bar