Jack

Dragged into middle age kicking and screaming. I tweet about Army stuff, video games, and stuff I think is funny.

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Data wasn’t a commander, causal.

[Vulcan Science Officer 🌠 @VulcSciOfficer]

Lore after deactivating and impersonating Data, then luring the Crystalline Entity to eat the Enterprise crew;

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Ugh, and then they put in Lovelady… #natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

I LOVE that Nasim Nuñez can get knocks now. #natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

And THAT is why Nasim Nuñez is in the lineup! #Natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Gus Varland please…. Please don’t blow this

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Gonna be a long game without ABS challenges. #Natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Come guys, be serious. Zimmerman is a great guy and a huge part of the Nats story but he’s like listening to a bag of sand after a bunch of sleeping pills…

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

“Ryan Zimmerman for color…”

The color:

[Kev @klwoodjr]

Nats can easily fix the broadcast to be better:

Dan Kolko - Pre/Postgame segments

Alexa Datt - In-game broadcaster/interview players

3 person broadcast booth - PXP Paul Severino, Frandsen and Zim as color

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Hell yeah! #natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Jacob Young… #natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Tarps off section growing at Nats park. #natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Garcia! #natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Update: he did not get that K ☹️#natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Come on Cade get this K! #natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Come on Cade get this K! #natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Man I miss the May Nationals. The June Nationals are making me sad.

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

@dmbkparker Aviators on Campbell not doing Air Assault school and then bragging about it is a time honored tradition.

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

The Nationals shouldn’t bother coming back to the city. #Natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Gus Varland what are you doing!!!!!! B

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Argh these Nationals killing me right now!!!! #Natitude

[Jack @TurtleShell83]

Paxton Shultz I swear to god…