Minister 🍁

Innit

[Normcore🇦🇷 @_mokaya0]

A friend was telling me in Kenya you cannot be an armed robber. By the third robbery you're either lying cold at City mortuary or we see you 10yrs later on true crime podcasts narrating life in Kamiti

[Njerie🇰🇪 @njerilynh]

I just turned 30 and I honestly need some 10 more years to be ready for marriage or kids,,men mtanioa bado nikiwa fote?

[Marto🇰🇪 @marto254_]

Kumbe Sheryl Gabriella ako na more than 17 videos na hamuezi niambia🤦

[KEV🕸️ @c_ngeno5]

Pale Trm nimewai uziwa samosa tatu 200 nilikula nikitoa machozi nikiulizwa nasema ni pilipili

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Yani you people know what happens in clubs na mnakubali your women waemnde huko eti ni "girls night". Lakini either way ata muende naye lazima utokwe, after few shots utaona akililia jamaa akona key za Audi

[Kiluuks♡ @DeeKiluu_]

These school kids laugh at my bald head with a confidence that makes me understand Elisha on a spiritual level. 😭

[DJ @djeduhmaks]

I have just realised I don't use my free will enough juu tell me why someone on TikTok has requested for a motorbike uber from Kahawa South to Kisii Town which is 6k , the rider picked and called na wakaelewana 😂😂😂

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Monday is usually a day of weeping and gnashing of teeth at auction yards. Went to one along Kiambu road today. But why exactly is a KDW gle being auctioned?

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I am surprised you are saying we are wearing akala because some guy on Tiktok has influenced us to. Bwana you cannot be serious. My great grandfather Kinyanjui was wearing akalas. Wakati ya independence. Sisi 2003 tukichunga ng’ombe tulikua tumevaa Akala,we are not guests here

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Dem kudress mbele yako after ametoka bafu huwa so risky, one mistake unamrudisha bafu tena😀

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Kama unaishi place yenye huwa unaona bata you need to work hard.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

The women married into this household are organising a football watch party huko kwa my elder brother today. Nimeambiwa by 7PM nikuwe nimefika.

[Josh @Josh001J]

Nyambura alisema walikua dynasty wakihostkina Maina Njenga and Uhuru's campaign team. Cathy Mutuku akamwambia your father was mungiki not dynaste 😭😭

[Njeri_Wagathima @_stayliquidd]

My mom doesn't understand why and how we carry our phones to the loo 😂😂😂😂anajam sana

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Leo nimevaa miwani ndio niteke workmates, HR akaniuliza "are you one of the welders we were expecting". Hii sithani nitawahi heal

[mwm💪 @mwm_au]

my previous girlfriend vile alipata hii log book then our relationship started having issues na hivo ndio nilighostiwa up to date

[Smurf 🧚🏻‍♀️ @Smurf_Nita]

My brothers were talking about football wakamention Bellingham nikajoin in kusema he's so cute, you could see the disgust on their faces😭😭, niliambiwa usilete njaa zako kwa mpira 😭😭

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Soja huko karen ananiona kwa nduthi ya elfu mia tatu alafu ananiuliza kama nimeleta delivery? Nimamwambia aulize nyanya yake iyo swali. How can you disrespect me like that

[Cassandra 🌺 @Casandrafaith25]

This lady on tiktok has said one shot made her buy a smart TV. Niko hapa asking myself, kumbe kanyau kakona pesa hivyo na vyenye nateseka aki😭😂😂

[Gidi🍃🇫🇷 @Gidi014]

I'm curious, ladies huwa wanaexpect men warespond aje to "babe I have cramps"?