Marcus Tutt

I'm not a doctor, but trust me anyway.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

LET HIM ENJOY BASEBALL

[ramsizzzle.bsky.social @ramsizzzle]

This cop was about to shoot the baseball lmao

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Some aliens visited me and told me where I can find a family of bigfoot they want to adopt me

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Jurassic Park is a cautionary tale about how you compensate IT staff :P

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

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[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

if you were planning to come to the park with the kids for spring break we are sorry to report that the park is closed :( a few of us narrowly escaped the island in a helicopter and everyone else is dead. Hoping to be back open for summer

[kira* @kiracantmizz]

everytime i think i found the best one i find another one thats even funnier😭😭

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

It’s the 10th anniversary of “who do you think you are I am,” an iconic cultural moment.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

https://t.co/xkOaqNzSQF

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

In honour of Christine McVie, here is the perfect Fleetwood Mac joke from Flight of the Conchords.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

babe wake up penguin strike

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Six more weeks of flavor

[Flavortown @flavortown]

To Flavortown, and beyond!

[andrew 2.0 @mrnastynodrama]

It’s time to finish Clifford once and for all

[LukeTheRunner @LukeTheRunner]

It’s one banana Michael

[Matt Breen @matt_breen]

No word yet if the Phanatic plans to sue the Phillies

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

gotta keep em vaccinated