Alice

¿Vienes aquí a menudo?

[Alice @TutuPitch]

@AdamKinzinger @COUNTRY_F1RST *may be

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@sonyplugins @elonmusk I can't decide between math or grammar here . . .

[Ken’s Lotto Pool @ken_lotto]

I just bought $7,366 in #Powerball tickets for tonight’s $1 billion drawing for our #lotterypool. If we win, $1,000 for each retweet of this pic.

[MarketMaker @nolan7517]

If I win the #powerball I'm giving everyone who likes and retweets I’ll give $5,000 a piece. No lie. And I put in $1,000 in tickets.

[Alice @TutuPitch]

@itsJeffTiedrich Unpandemic or not, I'm not sharing my popcorn.

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@JesusBicycle I was buying them in the ‘80s.

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@boiseMMAfan @StacyJames3 @jaden Exactly. The world does not revolve around Will and Jada. Will is clearly struggling with all kinds of emotional regulation. Chris was just his scapegoat.

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@MichiganRisen I’m down with OCP.

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@RaysGoat @GQuexly Capital punishment is neither efficient nor less expensive than incarceration.

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@sherkatz1 @Rschooley Prom date.

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@WordskiGame @NYTimesWordplay Or you could create an original game.

[Alice @TutuPitch]

@candace_veach @NYTimesWordplay @nytimes Congratulations! Isn’t it kind of a disappointing win though?
It was like the skill of solving the puzzle was stolen from me when I wordled 1/6 (sugar, btw). 2/6 feels like a victory. 🤷‍♀️

[Alice @TutuPitch]

@Oregonian I think Biden responded 100% appropriately. What was he supposed to do? Argue with the guy? Call him out for being a brat? Nope. Just agree and ignore it. Classy.

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@alexemccreedy @SpanishLuvSongs I’ll sell you my schmaltz vinyl. $2500 and you mow my lawn for life.

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@bader_diedrich I’m looking forward to following your garden center . . .

#hinthint

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@SpanishLuvSongs At least half of the time I sing along with it, I also cry a little.

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@ConanOBrien Same. #twinsies

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@SpanishLuvSongs Can't wait!

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@brguest20 You’re funny. I see that.

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@BuddJenn Same.