Taylor🏃‍♀️

*she/her*

[Taylor🏃‍♀️ @tveracks]

Everyone I know from college is living their dream and being creative or saving lives and doing such beautiful and important things and I...I am so proud of them but also I’m very, very sad that I’m not doing any of those things, too.

[SB Nation @SBNation]

The Giants’ Tiki Barber beefed so much with HIS OWN TEAM that everyone forgot how great he was.

This is BEEF HISTORY.

Full
(https://t.co/am7iN2jpbW)

[Busy Philipps @BusyPhilipps]

THIS THREAD IS GENIUS.

[Chavi ❣️ @ChaviStHill]

I honestly don’t think she deserves jail time at all....... a heavy ass fine yes or maybe banning her and her kids from colleges but 40 years????? Is she a murderer???

[Ken Lowery @kenlowery]

We actually did a whole war about this one. It was in all the papers

[Taylor🏃‍♀️ @tveracks]

@mollomarbar When I was drunk I thought I did but I’m guessing I did not and tbh that is 100% my bad

[Taylor🏃‍♀️ @tveracks]

My cousin literally ended her wedding with this song. I’m floored

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

a twenty-year-old woman told me she had never heard “Mr Brightside” and my ancient body crumbled into dust like a character in a fairy-tale escaping the faerie realm after 300 years.

[matt @dogfather]

unironically this qualifies her to be president

[halsey @halsey]

me: 😕

Carol Danvers: belonging to no city and belonging to no man, not owing anyone a goddamn thing, not smiling but showing her teeth, tired and angry, meaner than her demons, bruising anyone who tries to break these walls down, not playing no games.

me: 😃

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

can’t believe smash mouth wrote “judging by the hole in the satellite picture, the ice we skate is getting pretty thin, the water's getting warm so you might as well swim” 20 full years ago and some people still aren’t taking climate change seriously

[Taylor🏃‍♀️ @tveracks]

The only good thing about a wedding photographer blatantly hitting on you in front of your boyfriend is that you get a bunch of fire pictures of yourself on the dance floor

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

A human response to Theresa May's resignation must include remembering those who are suffering because of Tory policies.

[Taylor🏃‍♀️ @tveracks]

@IamShaneMorris Love this ending. I will write your screenplay for this story.

[Amra Olević Reyes @amrezy]

MESSAGE

[Taylor🏃‍♀️ @tveracks]

@whimsicali27 Honestly, you should. Why not?

[Ilyse Hogue @ilyseh]

Lt. Gov. Of Alabama straight up says their state wide abortion ban is designed to overturn #roevwade and credits Donald Trump with remaking the judiciary to achieve this goal.