t. Vee Oleynik

...Sexy, baby - laughing up at y'all from hell, since 1993.

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

Looking for adult film nd modelling work in Motel and Toronto. Porno peeps, inbox me.

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

Performance. Art. Film. Alert. #MtrlMornings #PlateauMtrl #MontoyaleMetro #WhenainRome #NeverWearaMask Check out BootLegNightvale's video! #TikTok https://t.co/JqHMhORLGL

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

Feelings re: #GoFundMes as "spare changing on the internet" vs spare changing irl. Asking friends and family for money online is fine if that's how u keep in touch but why would strangers and internet nerds give u $$$ otherwise https://t.co/K7uLyBo7yq

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

...Cat Power. At which point he snatched his guitar back and threw his half finished beer down the road. I gave him a sketch of Kurt Cobains beautiful mother Wendy to calm him down some. But he didn't like it. Idk if it was *maybe* DexterHolland? #HomelessDexHo #LookedJustLikeHim

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

...he was also screaming about his "missing G G-string", how the tuning was all wrong and how the guitar was totally busted up. I bought his his Pabst and he calmed down some. I held his guitar and it was tube perfectly. I tried to tune it down a bit a sing a few bars of Cat Po.

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

@offspring @TheGnudz Yooooo!!! #Awesome. I saw a homeless @dexterholland clone in Montreal screaming for a Pabst at 9am and cradling his "worthless guitar" like it was his last surviving chance in getting laid outside my window today. Glad yalls okay for real tho!!!

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

Older punk dudes who still jump around and are in famous bands r so hawt!!!

[Red Hot Chili Peppers @ChiliPeppers]

San Diego tomorrow with @Thundercat and @themarsvolta ♥️

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

@offspring @TheGnudz Yooooo!!! #Awesome. I saw a homeless @dexterholland clone in Montreal screaming for a Pabst at 9am and cradling his "worthless guitar" like it was his last surviving chance in getting laid outside my window today. Glad yalls okay for real tho!!!

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

He looked like me if I was a dude. And had a done who also looked like me if I was a dude. And him and his son were both my age or something. Here let me post a pic of what the looks like approximately

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

Anyone know this guy Jake from Toronto or Burlington? His email is like [email protected] ??? But aparently the Addy doesn't exist and I can't get the spelling of "fucks-a-lot] - phonetically correct. Halp @bfp_news

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

Met this cutie in the psych ward @camh a few visits prior. He was like...my brother and then...no m brother. We had a wonderful time. His mom came and brought us a therapy dog to play with. His name is Jake...

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

That sucks. Normally stuff like that doesn't happen in Hamilton but it does on the side roads of just about every small town in Ontario where the methed up local Ford trucks owners have never seen a cyclist in the flesh let alone know how 2 share the road.

[tim carr @timcarrphoto]

Trigger alert: hamilton driver drives his car right at me making me jump back, centimetres from hitting me, swears at me because I wasn’t riding my bike “at the curb” - at birch & barton where only the middle lane goes straight. Aggressive driver hotline got a call.

[DK @DarrellK13]

Tonight’s spin @Rancid

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

https://t.co/yo4yHVusLr when I was 18 and moved to Montreal to attend @mcgill ...my boyfriend and I kinda thought if all else fails...I kinda become this girl. All else did fail. And I became her. I cute girl with a Chelsea and knuckle tatts who plays harmonica and loves herself

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

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[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

And most of their issues either seem to stem from one x girlfriend who really had an issue that way...or...I guess a deep dark Freudian place that I'm not qualified enough to dwell into. /End of size rant. #SizeAntiQueens #PatsMom

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

- As an aside, I have never been with a guy with a micropenis. Most of the guys I've dated have been the standard six to eight inches erect, in possessions of hands, bodies, voices, charm, foreplay skills etc...

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

As long as u don't have a micropenis, we're good!

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

Re "guys with size issues"...I've dated guys with size issues. As a girl with a petite frame and an "overly selective choice in sexual partners issue"...size has never been an issue for me that way...

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

Cool trick for getting over "that one hot New York guy u never dated but compare everyone else 2 anyway" ... Imagine his family issues growing up. Put pen to paper. Rinse and repeat! #NewAbbieNormlArt #penAndCharcoalSketch #TheSchofields

[t. Vee Oleynik @TvOleynik]

Good morning, loverface. U herd me and Happy Wednesday! Here is my happy song for the ay! https://t.co/l1B5Bxqjfq