Tracy Kellett

founder of Habitual Offenders Comedy. Hard Times contributor. baybilly

[Tracy Kellett @Twacytwits]

@trixiemattel Hades and Persephone

[Tracy Kellett @Twacytwits]

@_briantheelion Nobody:

JPS: Will's parents were incredibly understanding

[Gunnars Lettuce @GunnarsLettuce]

Happy Kevin Brown reinstatement day, to those who observe.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

His job is just...splash.

[Tracy Kellett @Twacytwits]

@sarahstarrdust I took my son to the show and he was shocked they didn't know nobody puts baby in the corner. I reminded him not everyone has been indoctrinated since birth🤷‍♀️but also what a moment

[Tracy Kellett @Twacytwits]

@addy_lanyard @ih8petewentz Oof those lyrics have gotten us all through alotta shit

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

I feel bad for the Catholic Church. It’s not easy to transfer ppl after they get caught being pedophiles. I mean the bishops can only move diagonally

[angie 🫧🐬 @ih8petewentz]

amazing that fall out boy is doing a tour to promote infinity on high 16 years after it came out. truly incredible stuff

[Tracy Kellett @Twacytwits]

@BaltimoreMemes It's been lonely as an Orioles fan for damn near 30 years. Bandwagoners are welcome so long as they stick around for every slump

[Flick Rare @blanketconqueso]

@fuckyouiquit The current head of the union is Fran Drescher. The last time both actors and writers went on strike, the head of the union was Ronald Reagan. If history repeats itself, we will soon have President Fran Drescher.

[Tracy Kellett @Twacytwits]

@FOBDaily We got nobody puts baby in the corner and the tears I wept 🤌

[dallon MCR 8/30 @trohmanism]

behind every fall out boy enjoyer is a terrible father

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

One day we will invent the technology to eat hot dogs indoors

[Tracy Kellett @Twacytwits]

@Eve6 One Headlight

[Tracy Kellett @Twacytwits]

@James_Holzhauer As an Orioles fan who will never forget our loss 30-3 2007 loss to the rangers, petition for the mercy rule in mlb

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Barbie Movie Sex Scene Features Giant Hands Slamming Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling Together

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[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

The Chicks Go For Broke On New Single “Murder All Cops and Hail Satan”
https://t.co/TCUsu8zde5

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

Shout out to Ted kaczynski for finally making it completely off the grid

[Tracy Kellett @Twacytwits]

@SimplyAJ10 Britton warm in the pen made this 100x worse

[Tracy Kellett @Twacytwits]

@indefenseofska Jackknife to a swan