Kutloano

I am very talkative and I love being informed

[Viiews  @_Viiews]

- Buy an overpriced ticket
- Buy overpriced alcohol
- Buy overpriced mute/flavourless food
- Stand the entire time while listening to playlists (We have lost actual DJs)
- Get into an overpriced Uber and convince yourself you had fun.

Rinse and repeat.

[TigerMamma✨ @Her_PrettyMind]

I’ve always found the Emergency autonomous braking in Mercs annoying but look at it in action?! It’s proper

[Mudzunga @Dzungie007]

Did he delete the video? Did he make a public apology? Is he still in South Africa? Is home affairs aware of this?

[ovo__boomin @ovayo_xo]

This happened to me once and it was a gent I hadn’t spoken to in months 😭💔,kwathiwa call him back .🕊️

[Siv🇿🇦🌻🇵🇸 @_MrsMaps]

Okay I'm back. The High Court found Mahungela guilty of murder, kidnapping, attempted rape and defeating the administration of justice. Here's my post-verdict behavioral analysis, particularly on one of the most psychologically interesting aspects of the case:

[Nkanyezi @NkanyeziKubheka]

Sizo Popa.

[Kutloano @TwanoM]

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Claimed🙏

[Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦 @_Bongekile_]

salary increases usually come from changing companies, not working harder.

[🌸❤️ @oddettem]

Please help @nikitabier 🙏🏾🤍🥹

[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

My aunt had a rule when it came to lending money to family:

"I will help you once. After that, you're on your own."

Most of us thought it was cruel.

Then my two cousins hit hard times within the same year.

The first cousin lost his job unexpectedly. He called my aunt in tears, and she transferred him $3,000 that same day.

Six months later, he called again. He needed another $2,000.

She said no.

The family was furious.

"He's trying."

"He's family."

"How can you help once and then abandon him?"

My aunt didn't change her mind.

A few months later, my other cousin called.

She had never asked anyone for anything in her life. She'd worked two jobs through college, paid her own rent, and always seemed to have everything under control.

She asked my aunt for $3,000.

My aunt said yes immediately.

The family exploded.

"So the rule only applies to some people?"

My aunt said,

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Hot take ebandayo :1ks being obsessed with looking younger than ama2K is because their age mates love younger children😭

[Gaone🎀 @GoabaM]

Sooner or later everyone finds love that stays❤️

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Cause I paid for the whole apartment

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

This is when that random ex you haven’t spoken to in 3 years decides to call and ruins everything. 😭🥺🙆🏽‍♂️

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is nothing. I took my kids to the cinema and bought them all a large popcorn each.

[🌸❤️ @oddettem]

I don’t date people’s husbands 🙏🏾

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

😭ningamithi bafazi , it’s not easy
even for financially stable people

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

"I have a boyfriend" doesn't stop them.
"I’m married" doesn't stop them.

However, “I love luxury and expensive things"

that one clears the room every time.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Once both birthdays go by in silence that chapter is officially closed.