Madam Pomfrey

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[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

Mr. & Mrs. 👅

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

@JayAshon 💀💀💀

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

Going to Australia but not paying your rent 😩😩😩 lawdddd

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

I’ll forget I’m pregnant then the baby will punch me from the inside lol

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

@ADH702 I know the history and trauma but in 2026 if you live in a major city you can find a black doctor to care for you and at least avoid some of that 😩

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

Why is it so hard to get black people to go to the doctor before they are at an extreme emergency level

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

My car is PAID OFF! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

Me 🤷🏽��♀️

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Are there really people who shower before going to bed and then shower when they wake up??

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

I know my husband hates when Ohio State doesn’t win…I just woke him up at 1 am to discuss exactly what went wrong with the game 🤣

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

It is such weird behavior when women have girls first and a son last and then say shit like I never knew this kind of love before 🫠🥴 wtf do you mean

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

When I am exhausted 😩
suddenly everyone needs me 😩

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

People complain about the grass wall turnt brunch places but I love a good meal with some twerking while eating and getting drunk on henny mimosas…but then again I am from Houston 🤣

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

I haaaaate a forced color scheme for guests at parties

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

@jenn_nd_juice 🤣🤣🤣🤣 same lol

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

Ice cream and hug from my boo after this extremely hard day

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

Other doctors hate to see me coming 🤣 this doctor was so taken aback when I said I’m already planning for early retirement he said “what would you do all day?!” … me: “spend time with my family…”

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

Thank you babe for a dream night 😩

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

Smothered turkey necks over rice, greens, and cornbread for dinner tonight 😩🥲🤤

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

I need a strong drink

[Madam Pomfrey @TwatchingFromTX]

@WalkOnGMTroy Arch sucks lol