CAT FUNK

I get drunk and tweet about my personal issues

[CAT FUNK @TweaQueen]

When a m*n thinks he made u c*m when you’re on antidepressants

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

people who started adderall as a young child: “it stole a part of my soul which will never be returned to me”

people who started adderall as an adult: “everything i have and everything i am is granted by the blessings of my daily meth”

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

What happened in July financially can never happen again

[disco lines @discolines]

taking a plan b w my girl in solidarity

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

the lambs:

[:･ @jounilx]

on some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

[tini @tinistinii]

edc fomo hitting harder than my mom ever hit me

[pete @peteyburn]

sir it happened again

[nyquil @48seatr]

while yall drink and do drugs, I go to Pilates and drink smoothies. Then I go drink and do drugs

[weird girl @groovy_judy]

keeping zyns in my purse was smart theyre like cat treats for boys

[moike @lilmoike]

It's a medieval flail and meth kinda night tonight

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

she should be president

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I am going to “omg how about the Luka trade” myself into some man’s studio apartment tonight

[mads @m4dder4ll]

I got an IUD today, safe to say my best friend is pretty excited

[charlie @chunkbardey]

causing innumerable problems in the CVS by wanting to purchase the items they have there

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

3 espresso martinis and a bump deep going to see the Nutcracker and I’m feeling like I want to get up on stage with the dancers