NoJoke

"What they say is not the story. That's never the story. What happened is the story. Write what happened." - Timothy Snyder | Hindsight is SOMETIMES 20/20. - Me

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It’s gun SAFETY. Not gun control.

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@RadioFreeTom With more than a little dose of extortion added in.

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@newsobserver This is from last weekend! Thanks for the news we can use. Maybe run it past a human before allowing the AI bots to send it out.

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@davidfrum Yes. One thousand per cent!

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@JakeSherman A promise that’s not worth the paper it’s not written on.

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@alaynatreene Does Trump meet these standards?

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@DecodingFoxNews More like a concept of a plan, really.

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@Dug2AL @MacFarlaneNews OR Republicans haven't found it either, and they've looked.

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@DavidAFrench And of course, if that MAGA philosophy had anything more to do with "originalism" than the most superficial, performative lip service, it would never raise the idea of "a new world" in the first place. They're shameless, though.

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@jamiedupree Iran was also two weeks away from having a new national health plan!

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@elonmusk X?

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@JonahDispatch @DavidAFrench @neoavatara Trump does the same, saying “as you know” to reporters about things that they don’t in fact know, aren’t true, and that they then very rarely ever challenge him on.

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Tuesday night, protesters packed the City Council meeting in Surprise, Arizona, over a proposed ICE detention center. You need to hear what this man told the Council.

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@atrupar The largest building in the world, a flower market in the Netherlands, is about 1/80 the footprint of a 4 x 4 mile plant. Somehow, I don’t think that’s what anybody is going to be building in the near future, let alone adding a power plant to power it.

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@BrandonLBradfor Michael Shermer

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@extramsg Highly recommend you read "Enshittification" by Cory Doctorow, which explains this kind of response/policy and so much else about Amazon, Facebook, Google, Uber, Microsoft, etc.

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@PolitiFact Wait, you mean Trump just made up a number that had no basis whatsoever in reality? Is there a word for that?

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@peterbakernyt @OurShallowState @washingtonpost How about if Jeff gave the Post to MacKenzie Scott? She would understand instantly the moral responsibility that Bezos is apparently incapable of perceiving.

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Jeff Bezos wealth in 2024: $194 billion

Jeff Bezos wealth in 2025: $215 billion

Jeff Bezos wealth today: $249.4 billion

Net increase in Bezos wealth since 2024: $55.4 billion

Cost of Bezos’s 417-foot superyacht: $500 million

Amazon investment in "Melania": $75 million

Original Bezos purchase price of the Washington Post in 2013: $250 million

Bezos net worth in 2013: $25.2 billion

Net increase in Bezos wealth since buying the Post: $224.2 billion

Last reported annual losses of Post: $100 million

Number of years Bezos could absorb those losses with what he makes in a single week: 5

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@michaelshermer Apparently neither Grok nor you are accurate enough to understand that "to photoshop" and "to broadcast" are two different things. You, Michael, re-broadcast the altered image; you did not, to the best of my knowledge and belief, *alter* it. Does that help?