Ben Conroy

Thank god for punk rock bands!

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

Mental that England has ten times more folk than Scotland but Scotland has twice as many sound cunts and the patter is 10 times better...

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

@ryanwilson89 Zoe Mitchell is sitting in South section 49, seat AA139
Can you take Huw Jones up to speak to her, Jake her brother and Helen their mam? They’re big fans of you all. Especially @huwjones_123 😂

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

@PremSportsTV Can you send Huw Jones to go speak to the Mitchell’s sat in the stands? I can DM the seat numbers. It’d make their day if you could

[Fact @Fact]

Loneliness is a greater hazard than obesity.

[Annan Rugby @AnnanRugby]

GOOD LUCK ANNAN ATHLETIC

Best of luck to our friends @AnnanAthleticFC tonight in their League 1 play off final.

League 1 is where it's at, with us securing West League 1 for next season, and hopefully League 1 for the Black and Golds after full time tonight!

#MonTheAnnan

[Annan Rugby @AnnanRugby]

2ND XV SQUAD FOR SATURDAY

Also many thanks to 2nd XV Team Manager Steve Jancey, who is stepping down from TM duties at the end of the match

Cheers Steve for all your effort & commitment over the past few seasons from all the 2nd XV players and Annan Rugby

#MonTheJancey

2/2

[Annan Rugby @AnnanRugby]

GAME DAY

The 2nd XV squad take on Ambleside Centurions. 2pm KO

Good luck lads

While its the final push for the Doddie'5 Grand Tour of Scotland lads. Almost at £7K donations!

Go well team!

You can donate to Team Annan/Strathaven rugby via https://t.co/5maCd58PXV

#DoddieAID

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

😔

[Annan Rugby @AnnanRugby]

The Violetbank pitches have failed a pitch inspection this morning as they are still frozen solid

With the forecast there is zero chance the pitches will be playable by tomorrow afternoon

Therefore Saturdays 1st XV & U18 Boys matches v East Kilbride are OFF & will be rearranged

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

You’d of thought the worst possible place for a weight watchers poster would be in a Tobys carvery. But no. Went for a piss and there’s one staring you in the face!

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

Just heard the ice cream van in annan… That’s it folks. Summer is here!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

If you haven’t seen a dashboard thermometer in a while, download Snapchat today

Everyone’s at it with a cheeky wee caption to go with it too… Riveting stuff for social media! 🥱

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

Got my hair permed Thursday by Kirstys granny

Thought I was the mutts nuts at the weekend, groovin n booping about at a wedding but now it’s all washed out n frizzy, I feel like a lesbian from an 80’s soap opera.

Buzzing for next time

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

As I’m listening to @blink182 - Dammit

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

You think the old music you grew up listening to is better than new music. It's not. It just takes you back to a time when your life was less shit.

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

The tree at Sycamore Gap has been felled…
If the want for wood is greater than the need of a natural beauty spot on this rotten planet, greed has won!
Stop the world. I’m wanting off

Never got to see it 😔

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

Over the age of 30, vaguely recognising someone on the train is absolutely horrifying!

‘Do I know them?’
‘Is it actually them?���
‘Do they recognise me??’
‘Fuck, been caught staring now! Well, this carpet is going to be inspected for the next 30 mins’

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

People that share EVERYTHING on social media must be shitting themselves with the new AI improvements… 😂

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

Power cut in Eastriggs until half 10 and my phones on 8%… Well, gonna go find out Kirsty’s favourite colour. Might aswel try get to know her!

[Ben Conroy @TweetBenC]

“No one likes a frisky shower curtain!”

Kirsty hit the nail on the head there