TweeterMan

I'm just here to say absolutely nothing in the most amount of tweets possible | Mariners | Steelers | Falcons | Sixers

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Benintendi pinch hit grand salami in 2026 causing an evacuation of yankee stadium

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What the fuck is wrong with Volpe man? How is he this clueless on the bases

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Volpe that was one of the worst slides ive ever seen

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@clears_spoon @ARatInNewYork We sneaking one in this year brother

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Really didnt like that outing from Andres. Gotta get strike 1 way more consistently than this man

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Really wanted Bryan to set a new mark but we will settle on 7 strong

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Good thing the Ms scored those runs in the first. Baz found the velo

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#We are not concerned with sample size

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Its pretty on brand that it just so happens that JP is amazing at 3B defense apparently

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

MLBPA's statement on MLB's amateur entry proposals, via @jorgecastillo:

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Vic and Mastro do exactly what theyre supposed to only for JP to pop up the first pitch, Cal to take a nap at the plate, and for Naylor to continue never getting hits with runners on

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Garv ABS wizard with an umpire missing calls everywhere we are in for cinema

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God what a great start for the offense(Jp and Cal not you)

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@HotCrossBunts Inshallah the power of health and friendship shall instill the talent to make our entire lineup platoon neutral

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@HotCrossBunts I just want my lineup to be healthy for the love of god. I dont even care anymore

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Just want everyone to know that if baseball is truncated in 2027, its because owners are trying to pull bullshit like this

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

MLB today proposed an overhauled domestic amateur-entry system that removes high school players from the draft, makes college players eligible after sophomore year, shortens the draft from 20 to 12 rounds, and cuts bonus pool from current $358.7M to $200M, sources tell ESPN.

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@HotCrossBunts God yeah thats the good stuff

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Think about how good this lineup will look when whatever ridiculous curse has befallen the franchise this year finally ends

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Woo day. Be there.

[TweeterMan @Tweeter__Man]

Bro what the fuck is happening? Did one of the guys piss off a witch doctor?

[Ryan Divish @RyanDivish]

Luke Raley’s back is feeling better, unfortunately he’s come down with a flu bug.