Bill Barnhart

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@EITMonline my kids and I refer to the cockeyed kids as “First & Third”

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@EITMonline there is your next shirt. I WANT ONE!!!
EITM. Butthole
Baggoon
Queef

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@EITMonline if suicide we’re a vehicle, it would be the Chevy Citation

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@EITMonline JESUS because he turned water into wine and water is filled with bacteria!!

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@EITMonline Ferrari just announced a new fake manual. Costs $250,000 more than the automatic. https://t.co/EFpVfxqi82

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@EITMonline I use $2 bills for 2 things:
The tooth fairy

Strip clubs!!! Dancers ain’t dumb. They know it’s twice the cash when it’s raining

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@EITMonline all invented by accident

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@EITMonline uh yeah you have been to Japan. With the Redskins

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@EITMonline thy did the same program in parts of Detroit. That might as well be a Third World Country

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@WTOP What does he have against allowing the people of the county making a decision about their county?

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@EITMonline my daughters college roommate tried to move 2 “emotional support ducks” into their dorm.

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@EITMonline we got married on Black Friday.

Divorced now. Probably should have seen that one coming.

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@EITMonline THEY LET THEM KEEP THE HEART VALVE?!? I wanted mine but Hopkins Legal told my doc “no way in hell”

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@EITMonline 4 years in around, I got hammered and lost my phone at Buffett shows. Does that count?

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@EITMonline any THC drink over 10mg is sold in a resealable can. They are pretty cool but tough to understand after a few drinks

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@EITMonline E. Have your son pick up 10mg THC from the Total wine in Knoxville!!

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@EITMonline you can buy THC drinks at Total Wine

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@EITMonline E is arguing that you can put a mattress on top of your car, and not secure it.

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@EITMonline does E realize the same company made Pontiac and Chevy?

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@EITMonline the only sound I can think of playing is the circus fan fair