TheMassTweeter

Im a funny tweeter!

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Me: Hey Trump Jr, what did you get for Christmas?

Trump Jr: A SMALL loan of $1,000,000.

Me: 😐🙄😱😶

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Gia tried to get me to smoke

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And guess what

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Just 30 min I'm so excited

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I'm in the car right now I'm almost at Philly

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Wassup

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Hi Mom

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Me and my BFF arriving late to school

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Old Man: “Help! Someone stole my wallet and he’s running away!”

Me: “I got this “😉

Old Man: “Thanks, but hurry!”

Me: *takes deep breath* “Someone help! A guy stole this mans wallet and he is running away!!!!”

[TheMassTweeter @TweeterMass]

Me: Hey Trump Jr, what did you get for Christmas?

Trump Jr: A SMALL loan of $1,000,000.

Me: 😐🙄😱😶