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I invented Twitter in a government bunker in 1969 he/him

[andy @Tweeterson_]

Tonight a guy stopped me and jumped out of his car to show me that I was dressed exactly like his friend

[Cespool @CesarioVelasco]

Straight Jorkin it this mornin and by jorkin, i mean vortin eh he he

[andy @Tweeterson_]

@CesarioVelasco And brother, business is boomin’

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Cespool @CesarioVelasco]

If anyone has a size 8.5 woman’s boots they don’t wear And want to get rid of, I’d love to take them off your hands! I’ve got a youth worker who needs shoes and my job doesn’t give shoes or boots to kids :///

[andy @Tweeterson_]

@CesarioVelasco No problem, buddy. Won’t even lose sleep over it 🫡

[andy @Tweeterson_]

Flipping through frozen pizzas like I’m at a record store

[andy @Tweeterson_]

@StarryxMarie I hope you’ve got more sandwiches

[andy @Tweeterson_]

@CesarioVelasco https://t.co/mqvPDCFete

[andy @Tweeterson_]

Ok but if Dr Pepper was bad for me that would break the Hippocratic oath

[andy @Tweeterson_]

This is a major bummer

[Nice Ride MN @NiceRideMN]

Goodbyes are tough, and we’re sad to announce we won’t be returning to Minneapolis in 2023. We’re proud of the 4.9 million+ rides we’ve taken together, and couldn’t be more grateful for the riders and community partners we’ve had along the way.

[andy @Tweeterson_]

Bro your outfit cute as hell today

[andy @Tweeterson_]

White Men Can’t Jump is first and foremost, a movie about Jeopardy. With minor subthemes about Basketball.

[andy @Tweeterson_]

@CesarioVelasco Go drink your loaf

[andy @Tweeterson_]

God gives his has to pay rent battles to his brokest soldiers

[andy @Tweeterson_]

Show me one goth with a proper winter coat

[andy @Tweeterson_]

@CesarioVelasco Gotta get out of my town!

[National Sports Center @NSC_Sports]

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[andy @Tweeterson_]

@jeyca97 Everyone always forgets about Fracky

[National Sports Center @NSC_Sports]

Have you heard the good news? More on what's new at the NSC in our blog ⬇️
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[andy @Tweeterson_]

I think the scariest part of Halloween is the ghouls, spirits and phantoms