tweeter thoughts

Just some tweets for ye. everyday for a year.

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Mission impossible: walk into Sheetz and walk out with no beef stick

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Why are girls not good at golf

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If my gambling was so bad my doctor would tell me to quit - snippa

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I was told I can’t open the box. Yeah you were but we can open the box.

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Uber

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They have a 13 pack? Ya they made them for me.

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Fuck that why would I get a green tea shot for 5 bucks when I can get hard liquor for 6

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Why aren’t there more memes about TSA
precheck people. A real power trip.

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The chicks call it the white monster @MonsterEnergy

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@RPanther118 Interesting take. I hope to go to the deli with you soon.

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As a grown man would it be socially acceptable to still ask for a piece of cheese when walking past the deli

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You never want to leave a pube on someone else’s stuff

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I felt light as rain after I took my six crap of the day. I’m ready to go.

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If the restroom sign isn’t in the main entrance of the restaurant… I’m not going

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Daytona 500 is horse racing with horse power

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Never swing a golf club mid burp… you will be sorry

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Dry leaves are nature’s gas

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My brain is like the inside of that chicken pot pie after new years

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We ain’t no angler but we are in the deep end

Credit: Bgerm

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If cops want to test a dui make the man set up a Wii and a game of Mario super sluggers